The Second Most Important Post In The History Of Illogical Contraption

This is way better than that horrible thing about cats that I watched all the way to the end because I'm a fucking idiot.

This has genuine cultural importance.

Oprah is coming to Australia this year and the atmosphere here in Sydney is electric. The excitement on the streets is palpable - everyone seems to have an extra spring in their step and a knowing grin on their face. Just one beaming glance from a stranger on the sidewalk confirms what we're all thinking here... "She's coming". She'll be playing the Sydney Opera House (it's been renamed the Oprah House), making it a huge year for the famous venue. First Boris and Melt Banana and now... HER. Incidentally, I went to Melt Banana there to see what all the fuss is about and it sucked. They bored the shit out of me, and my friends and I were the only people there who weren't hipster fucking fucktards. It made me really grumpy.

But this post is about positivity and joy, not grumpiness and disappointment, and in that spirit I invite all IC readers everywhere to join us in our exuberant celebration and giddy anticipation. We are truly blessed!

(please watch this all the way to the end, especially Cobras)