Friday, January 28, 2011


Everyone already knows that the Illuminati killed Tupac. Common knowledge, right? I mean, a quick Google search, beginning with the words "illuminati killed", will turn up the predictive results you see below, cementing into fact what the collective zeitgeist had merely hinted at in the past: YES, the Illuminati killed Michael Jackson. The Illuminati killed Aaliyah. The Illuminati killed Bob Marley. The Illuminati killed Biggie. Fuck, those dudes even killed Kanye's mom! Dick move, Illuminati. Dick move.

But most importantly, the Illuminati killed Tupac Shakur. And I have proof.

Let's begin here:

Obviously the man had some ideas that didn't sit well with the "Powers That Be", and, as reptilian shapeshifters are prone to doing, they assassinated him with a massive, complicated conspiracy involving a faked East/West "gang war", suppressd testimonies, and the construction of an entire hip-hop media empire (Jay Z's Roc-A-Fella Records, which was founded, unsurprisingly, in 1996--the same year Pac was murdered!). But we'll get to Jay Z's complicity in the grand scheme a little later. Let us first take in the classic 2Pac jam "They Don't Give A Fuck About Us", paying special attention to the lyrical content:

"Tupac And The Illuminati" on Venture

Of course, there are even those who claim that Tupac isn't dead at all. They're wrong, of course, but they deserve extra credit for questioning the "official story".

Example 1:

Example 2:

YouTube user "TheSaed" claims: "His alive living in South jamica and he changed his name but I can't say anything else online" (!!!)

Let's see...
2Pac was signed to Interscope Records at the time of his death. Interscope is owned by Universal Music Group, who also owns Geffen and A&M. The French media conglomerate called Vivendi owns UMG at present, but guess who owned Interscope/Universal before the buyout? If you guessed notorious Illuminati thug and reptilian bloodliner Edgar Bronfman, well then... You would be CORRECT.
David Icke knows what's up: "And who controls the music industry? The same people who control Hollywood and the global media in general - the Illuminati. The biggest music operation in the world, for instance, is Universal Music, owned by the Bronfman family of Canada, a major Illuminati family..."
OBVZ. Even Jermaine Jackson knows what's up.

But let's take it a little further...



More Gaga/Illuminati via PsuedOccult Media


Damn! Is there anyone that the Illuminati isn't directly controlling? Sure, their symbolism can be found just about EVERYWHERE, but entertainers like Jay Z and Lady Gaga aren't even trying to hide it anymore! They're putting it right out there in the open, confident that the ignorance of the common "sheeple" will protect them from being exposed for what they really are.

But not Illogical Contraption, motherfuckers!

It is important that we remain ever vigilant against the Illuminati threat, lest we lose more revolutionaries like Tupac via assassination. The reptilian Illuminati are like psychic vampires, but the blood that they crave is "money" and "power". All corporations are somehow owned or manipulated by the Illuminati, so how do we go about starving them, of depriving them of their life-giving hemoglobin?
Download music for free off the internet.

And next time you feel a pang of guilt for "stealing from the record companies", ask yourself one question....




Anonymous said...

HEY! i don't see a download link!i guess th' illuminati got ya too...

Reginald said...

Same reason they had Elvis shoot JFK. Those bastards.

Anonymous said...

Well, I think, regardless of the quality of the music, these musicians are simply provoking thought, which is always a good thing.