Friday, August 21, 2009

I.C. BUMPER STICKERS: NOW AVAILABLE*

With Summer winding down, the Illogical Contraption Merchandising Team is now working at full throttle to bring YOU the finest I.C. gear for the Fall season. Following the massive success of Spring's I.C. T-shirt line, the Team is now focused on their next major coup: BUMPER STICKERS.
Half a dozen designs have been produced so far, referencing some of the greatest inside jokes this blog has ever produced. Impress your friends with your knowledge of the I.C. archives! Slap one on your Subaru Outback before your trip to Burning Man next week and wait for the chaos to ensue! Put one on your newborn child! These stickers won't last long, so order TODAY!
See the six designs below, with links to the posts which spawned them. Hilarious!


DESIGN #1A - "IT'S NOT 'PLAYA', HIPPIE":



DESIGN #1B - "I'LL EXPLAIN LATER":



DESIGN #2A - "DAD ROCK":



DESIGN #2B - "TINTED WINDOWS" (Read the posts that produced this little doozy here and here. Check out the ensuing semi-flame war here.)



DESIGN #3A - "FLASH MOB":



DESIGN #3B - "I FUCKED GENE SHALIT":




To order one of these stickers, just send a self-addressed, stamped envelope and desired design number to the address shown at the right.


*You will also need to send a check or money order for $312.24 to cover the initial screening costs, along with printing fees.