A) If you're planning to go check out the Scarecrow/Iron Lung/Extortion/Lack Of Interest/Cretaceous show at Annie's tonight, be advised that Cretaceous is going on at 9 p.m. SHARP (not 10 p.m. like it says on the Annie's webpage). If you want to catch some sweet Dino-Metal, show up early. And buy me a beer, you cheapskate.
B) Even if you don't give a shit, please go to this post and cast some votes. I'm trying to make Illogical Contraption a little more "interactive", so humor me and play along. Half the fun of doing this shit is hearing YOUR input, so don't be a douche. Thank you Steven for your comment on this one, you're the only one who has voted so far. Big ups.
Jeez, I post a video of Alex Trebek drinking a beer and EVERYONE has something to say, but ask for a little audience participation and all I get is tumbleweeds. Chumps.
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