Thursday, January 8, 2009

2 TRAP UKIAH: HAIKU PART 2



2 more palindromic haikus that popped into my brain this morning:

"RE: NOBLE, IS IT?
BALLS ODOR? FRODO'S "L" LAB?
'TIS I, EL BONER!"

"ARE E.L.P. PINS
MINED FOR, OGG? OR, OF DENIM,
S-NIPPLE ERA?"

And, after some research, some more goodies:

-Elba Kramer? Remarkable!
-Yawn. Madonna fan? No damn way.
-Wonder if Sununu's fired now.
-Won't cat lovers revolt? Act now!
-Sis, ask Costner to not rent socks "as is".
-Satan oscillate my metallic sonatas.
-Ogre, flog a golfer. Go!
-Note: nine Devo-organists in a groove den in Eton.
-No, son! Onanism's a gross orgasm sin - a no-no, son.
-No, Mel Gibson is a casino's big lemon.
-Lived on Decaf, Faced no Devil.
-Lisa Bonet ate no basil.
-Lepers repel.
-Kayak salad, Alaska yak.
-I roamed under it as a tired, nude Maori.
-I madam, I made radio! So I dared. Am I mad? Am I?
-Gustav Klimt milk vats - ug.
-God to Hanoi on a hot dog.
-A dog! A panic in a pagoda!
-A relic, Odin. I'm a mini, docile Ra.
-Dog, as a devil deified, lived as a god.
-Doc, note I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.
-E. Borgnine drags Dad's gardening robe.
-Egad, no bondage!
-Emil peed deep lime.
-Eva, can I stab bats in a cave?
-Lew, Otto has a hot towel.
-May a moody baby doom a yam?
-Oh, no! Don Ho!
-On a clover, if alive, erupts a vast, pure evil, a fire volcano.
-Party boobytrap.
-Lonely Tylenol.
-Sup not on pus.
-Reg, Its sarcastic. Its a crass tiger.
-Straw? No, too stupid a fad, I put soot on warts.
-Tulsa night life: filth, gin, a slut.
-A slut nixes sex in Tulsa.
-Yo! Banana Boy!
- T. Eliot, top bard, notes putrid tang emanating, is sad, I'd assign it a name: gnat dirt upset on drab pot toilet.
-To Idi Amin: I'm a idiot.
-Tons o' snot.
-Rot-corpse Sumatran art amuses proctor.

3 comments:

Tamara said...

Have you signed up for google analytics yet? You should 'cuz it's going to be hilarious to see the search phrases that lead people to your blog.

Anonymous said...

Goat and Porn mostly

Anonymous said...

-Slut nixes sex in Tulsa.

Should read: A slut nixes sex in Tulsa.

Yes, I did actually read through them, sadly.