"GROOVE METAL" BANDZ AREN'T VERY GOOD SPELLERZ

Band: 24-7 SPYZ
Style: "Funk/Soul Metal"
Location: The Bronx, NY
Status: Active
Correct Spelling: 24-7 SPIES



Band: SICKSPEED (Members of Stuck Mojo!)
Style: "Power/Thrash/Groove Metal"
Location: Atlanta, Georgia
Status: Defunct
Correct Spelling: SIX SPEED (?)



Band: FIVE FOOT THICK
Style: "Thrash/Groove Metal"
Location: Spokane, Washington
Status: Defunct
Correct Spelling: FIVE FEET THICK (More of a grammatical mistake)



Band: INSULT II INJURY
Style: "Thrash/Groove Metal"
Location: Queens, NY
Status: Defunct
Correct Spelling: INSULT TO INJURY



Band: ESKEYPE
Style: "Thrash/Groove Metal/Metalcore"
Location: Sion, Switzerland
Status: Active
Correct Spelling: ESCAPE



Band: HATE FX
Style: "Experimental Thrash/Groove Metal"
Location: Fresno, California (HA HA)
Status: Active
Correct Spelling: HATE EFFECTS



Band: STRIKTNYNE
Style: "Groove Thrash"
Location: Newark, California
Status: Active
Correct Spelling: STRYCHNINE



Band: PHUSE.
Style: "Thrash/Groove Metal"
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Status: Active
Correct Spelling: FUSE (Extra points deducted for unnecessary punctuation)



Band: IKILLYA
Style: "Thrash/Groove Metal/Metalcore"
Location: NYC
Status: Active
Correct Spelling: I KILL YOU



Band: VATIKAN
Style: "Thrash/Groove Metal"
Location: Wellington, New Zealand
Status: Active
Correct Spelling: VATICAN



Band: PRO:JECT CYBERDEMON
Style: "Groove/Post-Thrash"
Location: Rhineland, Germany
Status: Unknown
Correct Spelling: PROJECT CYBERDEMON (No colon necessary -- Hey, NO COLON NECESSARY would be a pretty good name for a "Groove Metal" band too!)



Band: VIALATE
Style: "Thrash With Grunge Influences" (???)
Location: Kent, UK
Status: Changed Name
Correct Spelling: VIOLATE



Band: DEZPERADOZ
Style: "Western Metal, Heavy/Southern/Thrash Metal"
Location: Heidelberg, Germany
Status: Active
Correct Spelling: DESPERADOS



Band: ABNORMAL THAUGHTZ
Style: "Power/Thrash With Groove Influences"
Location: Long Island, NY
Status: Defunct
Correct Spelling: ABNORMAL THOUGHTS

And on the subject of unnecessary punctuation...



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