Monday, November 2, 2009
Ever heard of "black metal"?
Apparently, it's all the rage with the kids these days, especially in Tsjuder's home country of Norway. Being "black metal" (or "kvlt") consists of dressing up like KISS, hanging out in the snow and/or graveyards, wearing lots of spikes, bulletbelts and leather, and playing really fast songs about Satan and snow and graveyards and Vikings and stuff. Reportedly, "black metal" is going to be really popular with the kids by next Summer. So get with the trend, and get down with some Tsjuder. You won't be disappointed.