Tuesday, November 3, 2009

RAGE DAY

I hereby declare today, November 4th, International Rage Day. To celebrate:



FOR C.C. MYERS, THE COMPANY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE BAY BRIDGE "RETROFIT": THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE WAS BUILT IN 1937, AND THAT SHIT NEVER JUST "BROKE"!!! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!!!!



FOR SF-BASED ORTHOPAEDIC SURGEON DR. WILLIAM MONTGOMERY AND THE UNITED STATES "HEALTH CARE" SYSTEM IN GENERAL: $750 JUST TO GET DIAGNOSED WITH CARPAL TUNNEL, NOT EVEN TREATED?!?!?!!! I HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE, WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!!!!



FOR SAN DIEGO-BASED FILM PRODUCTION COMPANY ZU33, WHO ARE PRODUCING THE FILM ADAPTATION OF LORDS OF CHAOS: ADVERTISING IT AS A FILM ABOUT "DEATH METAL", AND CASTING SOME DUDE FROM TWILIGHT AS VARG?!?!?!?!!! REALLY?!?!?!?!!!!



FOR THE ROOKIE PARTY-GOERS IN AND AROUND THE UCSF/GOLDEN GATE PARK AREA: I DON'T FUCKING CARE IF IT'S HALLOWEEN!!! STOP PUKING IN FRONT OF MY APARTMENT!!!!!!



Also: WHAT KIND OF FUCKING PERSON FARTS ON A CROWDED BUS?!?!?!!!



Thanks, I feel better. Feel free to share YOUR rage in the 'Comments' section.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

A little light on the misanthropy but not bad. I agree, any holiday turns into amateur hour.

Shelby Cobras said...

FOR ANONYMOUS: QUIT BAGGING ON MY MISANTHROPY!!! PUNKS LIKE YOU ARE A DIME A DOZEN!!!

Seth J G Goodkind said...

Thanksgiving equals time TO EAT PEOPLE! Give thanks for massive self-domesticating foodsource.
Grind-em up, eat-em up, they's all just gristle baby.