Wednesday, June 16, 2010


Shameful admission: sometimes I need a little break from metal. It's true, and I apologize in advance for the enormous public outcry that is sure to ensue. But hey, I write about (and listen to) metal during the day, I play metal in the evenings, and (lately, at least) I've been writing metal (music) in the late evenings and on weekends. Every once in a while, I need to step back, take a deep breath, and put some Ice Cube on my iPod to decompress. That's life. False and umgrim, I know, but this is REAL TALK, my friends.

Recently, in one of these non-metal phases, I've rediscovered the joys of stand-up comedy. Bill Hicks, David Cross, and pre-preachy George Carlin have all found their way into my daily listening routine, along with that one Steven Wright album and TONS of Richard Pryor. It's fucking funny, OK? In a world where one must endure stuff like THIS and THIS on a day-to-day basis, a good laugh can really help keep that shotgun barrel out of your mouth. Don't judge me.
In fact, rather than judging me, maybe you should enjoy some stand-up brilliance yourself, to see where I'm coming from.
Might as well start at the top.

I get no respect, I tell ya.

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Helm said...

What is more grimm and true than the visionary genius of Bill Hicks and George Carlin? (Alright I even like David Cross).

Most true, I tell thee. Great taste in HM, great taste in comedy. Rock on.

Charles T Heckler said...

step. on. the. fucking. gas. they're on foot. you're in a truck. i think i see a way out of this.

SEANFORD said...

false and ungrim!!

im totally with you man. the only thing i care about anymore is good comedy and master p records. i'd like to request more of this on the blog (and please, upload that david cross or at least just send me link).

stoked to listen to this.

Jay said...

dude..who knew there was a fucking Rodney Dangerfield board game called No Respect. check it out yo-let me know if you need it for Brutals Metal Day.

Shelby Cobras said...

HOLY SHIT. That board game looks like it would be either REALLY AWESOME or REALLY LAME. Do we tempt fate?

Jay said...

Let's Do It!!! Purchase the game that is...mexican wink...wink

gooniestorm said...

check out katt williams' "the pimp chronicles"... dude is funny as fuck AND is an actual criminal in real life.

TheAsh said...

Yo any way for an updated link??