Tuesday, February 8, 2011

ALL THE KING'S MEN



Stephen King. The guy's a creepy motherfucker, isn't he? Weaving his macabre and sinister tales from a seemingly endless abyss of creative energy, it's hard not to imagine that the man might've made a pact with some shadowy force in his lifetime, some sort of "deal with the Devil" that brought him fame and riches at the expense of an immense, hidden shame.
What does he have to hide? Do we even want to know?

Well, the morbidly curious have a champion, and his name is Steve Lightfoot.



Mr. Lighfoot uncovered the horrific truth about Stephen King back in 1982, connecting the all-too-obvious dots between him, Ronald Reagan, Richard Nixon, and the assassination of John Lennon. You see, Steve Lightfoot dared to ask questions about the seeming "disappearance" of Mark David Chapman (Lennon's confessed "killer") from the national media, but not before noting an eery similarity in countenance between him and the aforementioned horror author.
Through a long and drawn-out process of gathering evidence and information from several national news publications such as Time magazine and The New York Post, Lightfoot formed the outline of a conspiracy SO massive, SO terrifying, that none have volunteered to follow him down the proverbial "Rabbit Hole" since.

Until now.



Residing for the most part in the Bay Area of Northern California (between Santa Cruz and Haight Street in San Francisco), Mr. Lightfoot began a series of trips throughout the country in his custom van (above) to spread the truth about the government conspiracy that killed John Lennon, a conspiracy that ended with a gun in the hand of Mark David Chapman look-alike STEPHEN KING.

That's right. STEPHEN KING KILLED JOHN LENNON. FOR RICHARD NIXON. WHO IN TURN INSTRUCTED RONALD REAGAN TO MAKE KING A LITERARY STAR.

Bro Steve, Lennon-murder era



I came across this YouTube video of Steve reading from his personal conspiracy manifesto a little while back. The only description of this video available reads as such: "they drive you crazy then they accuse you of being acting crazy.
why is john lennon dead?
"

When I came across it, it had a total of 34 views.

From Steve's self-penned "about the author":

"Regarding what you may or may not have read or heard about me let me assure you that it is almost all jealous hogwash. The government has its army of character assassins who want to scare you off of my findings by mischaracterizing and marginalizing me with untruths and slanted opinions.
I am 100 percent pure, American hero who discovered hard evidence in Lennon's murder and is brave enough to go public with everything until the world knows and Stephen King is jailed for murder.
Any other portrayal of me is designed to scare you off of the truth I have uncovered.
"



Please join Steve Lightfoot in his crusade against the United States Government and the unpunished murderer Stephen King by visiting his official website here: LennonMurderTruth.com.
After taking all of that in, head over to the Steve Lightfoot Exhibit and have a look around.

I hope you all have the courage to look past the "jealous hogwash" and see this "100 percent pure American hero" for what he is. A REVOLUTIONARY.

JOIN THE FIGHT. IMPEACH REAGAN AND JAIL HIS EVIL COHORT RICHARD NIXON.
EXECUTE STEPHEN KING NOW.

5 comments:

Aylmer said...

King's a murderer all right. You can read about his most famous victim right here

Bryant Burnette said...

I don't agree with you, Aylmer ... but that comment was effing hilarious all the same.

I'd love to see this whole "Stephen King killed John Lennon" thing get turned into a movie, in which it was all true and played like "Hobo With A Shotgun." Even better, somebody ought to write a good nonfiction book about this guy; he doesn't deserve the publicity, but I'm morbidly curious enough to want to know all about him just the same.

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Helm said...

America's a strange place.

SEANFORD said...

ah, pacific avenue.

Shelby Cobras said...

No freaks in Greece, eh, Helm?