Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Got any English in ya?


Hello....hello...*tap* *tap* *tap*...is this thing on? Good day to you. I have been invited by your esteemed Mr Cobras to contribute to this 'blog', which I consider a most singular honour. For those of you who don't know, which would be most of you, I am English. I shall try to speak slowly and not use too many English colloquialisms, such as 'marmalise', 'loo', 'pavement' and 'aluminium'. You may expect my first post forthwith. Chin chin!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Contibute. Smashing debut old cock.

The Thing That Should Not Be said...

Well spotted Anonymous.(Damn your eyes sir!). Fixed. Happy now?

Shelby Cobras said...

As long as you stay away from tried and true Americanisms like Zed Zed Topp I think you'll be OK. Two 'British Invasion' posts in a row, weird...

The Thing That Should Not Be said...

Its revenge for you lot invading us during WWII and stealing all our women with your nylons and chocolate. You absolute BOUNDERS.

Manslaughter said...

I'm dead chuffed you joined, good sir. Welcome.

The Thing That Should Not Be said...

'Dead chuffed' Tee hee hee. Nicely done ma'am.

Aylmer said...

Fuck, who let that pom in here.

The Thing That Should Not Be said...

Two words - Paul. Hogan.

Don't make me get Yahoo Serious on you.

Shelby Cobras said...

^ I'm digging this dynamic already

Aylmer said...

^ Seppos suck too...

The Thing That Should Not Be said...

Heh heh heh...'seppos'...high five!

Anonymous said...

Oh shit. You have redeemed yourself with the "pastor of muppets". EEN GUL LUND, EEN GUL LUND, EEN GUL LUND!!!

jervaise brooke hamster said...

The British are a bloody load of old rubbish (all 60 million of the worthless bastards) and they must be destroyed with malice-a-fore-thought and extreme prejudice. By the way, do you know what "CHOPPERS SPUNKING IN BIRDS GOBS" means?.