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Wednesday, November 30, 2011

HAIL TO THE KING THAT NEVER WAS!!!



I think Steve Delchin is my new hero.
Posted by The Thing That Should Not Be at 4:04 PM
Labels: Comedy, Elven Grab-Assery, Fantasy, Metal, Narration Metal, Renrock, Shame, Stuff by The Thing That Should Not Be, Unicorns, Waste of Time, Witches, Wizards
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