Cinco De Mayo Birthday Fiesta with LIVE guests:
John Lurie - Jen Kirkman - Glitter Wizard - Merkley!
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Monday, May 6, 2013
ILLOGICAL CONTRAPTION PODCAST FOR 5/5/13 - A STRANGE AND BEAUTIFUL EPISODE!
Cinco De Mayo Birthday Fiesta with LIVE guests:
John Lurie - Jen Kirkman - Glitter Wizard - Merkley!
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See John Lurie's paintings!
Get Jen Kirkman's Book!
Listen to Glitter Wizard!
See Merkley's photos!
Monday, April 29, 2013
ILLOGICAL CONTRAPTION PODCAST FOR 4/28/13 – CIALIS IN WONDERLAND!
Cobras plays a metal fest in the forest.
Cory and Erik see Prince.
Comedians Amy Miller and Ivan Hernandez drop by.
Tripped out psych band Carlton Melton talk music.
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Listen to Boars, Gore and Swords a Game Of Thrones podcast hosted by Ivan Hernandez!
Get the new Carlton Melton album Photos Of Photos and melt your brain away!
Monday, April 22, 2013
ILLOGICAL CONTRAPTION PODCAST FOR 4/21/13 – TRY A PAPAYA! WITH EG DAILY AND CRAIG CAMPOBASSO!
C.H.U.D.s AHOY!
80s cult movie queen EG Daily (Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, Valley Girl) joins us in the first hour!
Filmmaker Craig Campobasso (Dune, Xtro 3, Tremors) schools us on real-life alien Valient Thor in the second hour! Listen now!
Filmmaker Craig Campobasso (Dune, Xtro 3, Tremors) schools us on real-life alien Valient Thor in the second hour! Listen now!
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Monday, April 15, 2013
ILLOGICAL CONTRAPTION PODCAST FOR 4/14/13 - JUICING THE WEEZ W/ PEACHES CHRIST!
C.H.U.D.S. UNITE! The pals are joined by the #1 queen of scream Peaches Christ to talk the current state of horror post-Cabin In The Woods and discuss her latest production -- a 40th anniversary concert tribute to The Rocky Horror Show with fucking Patricia Quinn!
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Thursday, April 11, 2013
ILLOGICAL CONTRAPTION PODCAST FOR 4/7/13 – THE EVIL DUD
Our guest is a no-show but the pals manage to save the show and maintain peak-goofiness throughout! Introducing new comedy group THE HAHAfarians also a surprise call from Alexandra Crockett, author of the Metal Dudes With Cats book! WARNING: LOTS O SPOILERS RE: EVIL DEAD AND GI-JOE RETALIATION!
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Tuesday, April 2, 2013
ILLOGICAL CONTRAPTION PODCAST 3/31/13 - MOUNTAIN DEW PRESENTS: THE SHINING
Musings on the recent hubbub regarding the new film Room 237 with star John Fell Ryan from Excepter!
Comedian and former X-Games BMX god Chris Duncan joins the gang in the second hour.
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Wednesday, February 27, 2013
APOCRYPHON/FABRICANT SPLIT EP NOW AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER VIA HORROR PAIN GORE DEATH PRODUCTIONS
via HPGD Productions:
"Making their HPGD debut are two of the Bay Area's most promising new death metal bands, joining forces for a 5-song EP of jarring, psychedelic, grinding dissonance culled from the very darkest bowels of the human psyche!
Apocryphon hails from both San Francisco and the Oakland area, and have established themselves as one of the most sought-after metal acts in the area since the release of their 6-song, self-titled demo in 2011. Incorporating electronic noise, strange samples, insane drumming, and angular riffs into their overall sound, Apocryphon has quickly gained a reputation as both brutal and bizarre. The two songs present on this EP were some of the last to be completed by legendary engineer Jeff "Leppard" Davis before his untimely death in June of 2012, and stand as a testament to both his talent and integrity. For fans of: early Cryptopsy, Death, and ayahuasca vision-quests.
Fabricant hails from the sleepy town of Lafayette, California, and display a flair for all things weird, technical, and ugly. Light-speed blastbeats, odd time signatures, and off-the-wall chord structures are all hallmarks of this young and hungry band, whose innovative 4-song, 2010 demo became a quick favorite in forward-thinking death metal circles. Still at the precipice of great and terrible things, Fabricant remain an unpredictable force to be reckoned with in the Bay Area metal scene, and promise unmatched imagination and brutality in the years to come. For fans of: Demilich, late-era Gorguts, and all manner of gruesome, dissonant deathgrind."
Track listing:
1) Apocryphon: "Cydonian Enigmas/Berzerker"
2) Fabricant: "Impotent Creed"
3) Fabricant: "Terror Gland"
4) Fabricant: "Craving"
OFFICIAL RELEASE DATE FOR THIS RECORDING IS 3/19/13, BUT YOU CLOWNS CAN ORDER IT NOW, RIGHT HERE ($8, FREE SHIPPING!):
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U GONNA GET EAR-RAEPED
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Friday, February 15, 2013
ATTENTION ALL C.H.U.D.S
Illogical Contraption Radio has a new home, Sundays 6-8pm PST on Radio Valencia! This means we’ll be broadcasting LIVE on TERRESTRIAL radio (87.9 FM in San Francisco), as well as streaming live and podcasting! Archives will now be kept on our Radio Valencia page in ADDITION to here on IllCon Classic, but fear not, if you’re already subscribed via iTunes, that feed will remain active as well. We have tons of crazy guests and new features lined up, so prepare to have your face melted!
ALSO: BIG APOCRYPHON NEWS COMING SOON, AS WELL AS UPDATES REGARDING THE FUTURE OF "ILLCON CLASSIC"...
Stay tuned.
Tuesday, January 22, 2013
ILLCON PODCAST ARCHIVE JULY-DEC 2012
#59: 12/21/2012 - The Ikea At The End Of The Universe
#58: 12/14/2012 - Crouching Grumpy Cat, Hidden Ikea Monkey
#57: 11/30/2012 - Nick Flanagan
#56: 11/23/2012 - Lenora Claire
#55: 11/16/2012 - Lonely Guys Just Thinking About Things
#54: 11/9/2012 - Blowfly
#53: 11/2/2012 - Pizza Party Massacre
#52: 10/16/2012 - Graham Elwood
#51: 10/12/2012 - Paul Ryan/Danielle Egnew
#50: 10/5/2012 - Parker Bowman/Jason Frisbie
#49: 9/28/2012 - Aaron Barrett
#48: 9/14/2012 - Dr. Foxmeat
#47: 9/7/2012 - DRUNK
#46: 8/31/2012 - Return of M. Gira
#45: 8/24/2012 - Best Open Lines Ever!
#44: 8//17/2012 - Dale Crover/Eva Von Slut
#43: 8/10/2012 - Gary Wilson/George Chen
#42: 8/3/2012 - Marina Mysteries
#41: 7/28/2012 - The Ghost Girls
#40: 7/13/2012 - 5 Bros
#39: 7/6/2012 - Mean Dave
Thursday, January 17, 2013
APOCRYPHON SPRING DATES 2013
W/ LANDMINE MARATHON
MAN AMONG WOLVES
AT OUR HEELS
- FRIDAY, MARCH 29TH, @ ON THE Y, SACRAMENTO
W/ FACINOROUS
FIENDS AT FEAST
EMBODIED TORMENT
FALL OF MAN
- SATURDAY, MARCH 30TH @ JOHNNY V'S, SAN JOSE
W/ CYANIC
FIENDS AT FEAST
+1 MORE TBA
- FRIDAY, APRIL 12TH @ HEMLOCK, SAN FRANCISCO
W/ HAZZARD'S CURE
NECROT
W/ ABSU (!!!)
GRAVEHILL/WITCHAVEN/NOCTURNAL FEAR
NUCLEAR DESECRATION/VALDUR/HELLHUNTER
BADR VOGU/MINENWERFER/ROTTEN FUNERAL
NIGHT NURSE/BLACK FUCKING CANCER/HUMAN FILTH
VILE MASS/CYANIC/BLASPHEMOUS CREATION
TEMPLE OF DAGON/MALEFICUS/HELLBOMBER
HEMOTOXIN/XENOTAPH/DEMON SEED
VALLEY OF THORNS/ARCHEA/ More TBA...
- THURSDAY, MAY 2ND @ THE SHANTY, EUREKA, CA
W/ BANDS TBA
- FRIDAY, MAY 3RD IN SEATTLE, WA
VENUE AND BANDS TBA
- SATURDAY, MAY 4TH @ ASH STREET SALOON, PORTLAND, OR
W/ BANDS TBA
Split album (+ vinyl!) and new shirts on the way soon! Catch updates via Apocryphon's Facebook page...
PS: ILLOGICAL CONTRAPTION IS NOT DEAD. Complete re-design and re-launch coming in the very near future! Any and all brogrammers, artists, writers, or other assorted freaks looking to toil under the IllCon banner for little or no reward (especially brogrammers) write to Cobras at illogicalcontraption(at)yahoo(dot)com. ALL I ASK IS THAT YOU OBEY ME AND I WILL BE YOUR SLAVE.
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