DEATH METAL DADS: EPISODE 34 - DADSPONDENT SOULS

The enemies of Robb Flynn are the enemies of America.

Music:

Immolation: “Despondent Souls”

Parliament Funkadelic (with Buckethead, maybe?): “Hideous Mutant Freekz”

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NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 99 - BIT LIT

So Many Bitcoin Jams / No Forests On Flat Earth / Leftover Sketchfest Jams / Maybe Some Other Stuff Too I Can't Remember


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DEATH METAL DADS: EPISODE 33 - SLUMBER OF SWOLLEN GUYS (with EZRA LUX)

In DMD’s first episode of 2018, the Fathers convene on a cold, rainy night in East Oakland with nepotistic third-time guest Ezra Lux to discuss a generation-spanning selection of topics ranging from racism to Taco Bell, soda pop brands to film history, and conspiracy theories to Finnish death metal. Will Producer Ezra’s mind withstand the shitstorm of psychic malevolence? Will Shelby learn to differentiate between Bill S. Preston, Esquire, and Ted Theodore Logan? Will Aesop remain awake? Tune in to find out!

Also blathered upon most non-heinously: A Trip Down Memory Lane (Horse Meat, Soy, and Grease), Dennis Quaid-Randy Quaid-Beau Bridges-Lloyd Bridges-Jeff Bridges-Jeff Daniels-Anthony Daniels-Daniel Day-Lewis-Anthony Kiedis, As Real As The Streets, Gay Jail, Tyler The Kreator, Does Finland Exist?, No Sprite Served Here, Doug E. Fresh: Rappin’ Scientologist, DMD2: Spring Fever, DMD3: Death Metal Dads In Space, DMD4: Death Metal Dads vs Leprechaun, and DMD5: Death Metal Dads vs Logan Paul vs Leatherface In Da Hood, Jimmy Stewart: Wife-Murdering Clown, Racial Insensitivity And Ezra Using The Word “Faggot”, Man Eggs And Bisketti, Freaked Chat, Oscarbaiting, “Urban Marketing” And The Average American Teenager, Unsolicited Alabama Football Notifications, “Special” “Rallies”, Elementary School Field Trip To The Suicide Forest, Burning The Midnight Oil, Brooke Shields, The Older Brother From “Blossom”, Okay In Small Doses, Reindeer Meat With A Zig-Zag of Fancy Sauce, Fuzzy Tingly Feelings In Your Brain And Private Areas, Gibby Haynes vs Larry “Bud” Melman, DMD Gets Their Own Show On The Disney Channel, Sex As A Child, Toxic Waste And Mutants And Shit, 2018 Coachella Lineup Announcements, Vladimir Putin Fucks A Poodle, The Poe Man’s Podcast,  Naming Actors, Naming Bands, And Naming Movies, Mustained, Twitter Beefs, Solving Colorblindness With Bitcoin, The Ghost of The Dead Grandma From Family Circus, Holocaust Denial, The DMD Bump (Self-Love Edition), and, as always, Fatherly Advice. Consume it!

Music:

Demigod, “Dead Soul”

Charlie Daniels, “In America”

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NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 98 - SKY HIGH CATFISH CABIN

IllCon Live Show Chat / Conspiracy Music B-Sides / Let Me Express / CIA Qigong Investigations / Chemtrail Cowboy / Dear Prudence / As Far As The Eye Can See / Bass Pro Shops at the Memphis Pyramid / Gary, You Love Brussel Sprouts / What If They Were Lying?


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