NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 75 - NATIONAL TREASURE III: RETURN OF THE HOT BREATH

WOW! It's a VERY SPECIAL EPISODE of Nights After Dark! With an ALL STAR CAST featuring Sara, Al, and Welf! We dive deep on the IllCon Sketchfest show, the CIA's remote viewing program, and the intricacies of the National Treasure franchise. It's a real good time for the whole family, except for all the swears and alien porn discussion.


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DEATH METAL DADS: EPISODE 15 - ABNORMALLY DADCEASED (with Dave Adelson)

Join the Dads and their very special guest Dave Adelson (20 Buck Spin) for a mind-blowing journey into the heart of darkness, the soul of silliness, the mouth of madness, and the butt of jokes.

Discussed herein: The Mistake By The Lake, Part 2, The Harrowing Tale of the 15-Inch Burrito, Shelby Does Not Know The Guest's Name, Contra Costa County's Rich Metal History, What Max Bowman Smells Like, More Talk About The Steve DiGiorgio Statue, Fundamental Misunderstandings About Distance And Time, Sports Bars, Face-Punching, Bike Rides, Aesop's Mouth Gets A Timeout, A Trip To Applebee's, An Unpleasant Hill, HM-2 Pedals, Pinning The Sadness-ometer, Sour Cream Stains, The Hellwitch House, A Chance For Shelby To Perform His Infamous Jello Biafra Impersonation, A Gratuitous Mention of Broken Hope, Playing On Demos That Don't Exist, Driving Angry, A Shout Out To Mortiis, Cancer THE BAND, Climorta Skuld, Wild Rags Chat, Dudes That Kill Their Moms, Lack of Research, The Guitarist From Pearl Jam's Uli Jon Roth Cover Band, Collecting Paul Lynde Memorabilia, Necropolis Records and Condiments and The Loo, Fake-Tittied Nuns, The DMD Bump, and, of course, Fatherly Advice. This one REALLY doesn't suck very bad!

Music:

Entombed, "Abnormally Deceased"

Queen, "All Dead, All Dead"

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NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 74 - WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH ANTARCTICA?

Look, it’s a solo Nights After Dark episode. If you’re listening, you probably know what to expect. I get drunk and talk about Antarctica. It’s highly magical.


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DEATH METAL DADS: EPISODE 14 - MULTIPLE DAD WOUNDS

In 2017’s very first episode of DMD, Aesop and Shelby ride a veritable carousel of questionable and low-brow topics, in a laudable (no wait, AUDIBLE) effort to make sense of the cruel and death-filled month that was December 2016. It’s a colon-cleansing romp of epic proportions!

Discussed herein: Truth and Freedom in Podcasting, Facefucked By Mr. Belding, All He Wanted Was A Chocolate Milk, Hate Mail From John Hand, Brett Hoffmann’s Feelings About The Broward County Jail, A Fecal “Irish Goodbye”, Carrie Fisher Chat, The Cut of George Michael’s Jib, Dan Blocker From Television’s ‘Bonanza’, The Dune Holiday Special, Cynthia Rothrock You Like A Hurricane (Of Martial Arts and Mom Jeans), The Anal-conda, Chris Hansen: TV’s #1 Cock-Blocker, Sweatpants Chat, Aesop’s Abortion, Shelby’s Speed-Pill Addiction, A Gyroscopic Thing Flying Into A Butthole In Space, Jeff Goldblum’s Cock, Suspicions About Rototomas’ Sobriety, Spermicidal Tendencies, Chugging NyQuil, Assholes From Modesto, Nuclear War Later!, The Finished-Upon Obituary Hat, Psyllium Husk Pro Tips, Rum-Chata, Cleveland: The Mistake By The Lake, Empty Nest, Dear John, and Other Sad 90’s TV Shows, Bus Boners, Extremely Liberal Use of the Word “Faggot”, The Strange and Public Termination of Gus Rios, The DMD Bump, Fatherly Advice, and a heaping portion of unsolicited “bonus material". It sucks, but you’ll learn to like it. Don’t take it personal.

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Malevolent Creation, “Multiple Stab Wounds”

Q Lazzarus, “Goodbye Horses”

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