NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 47 - CIBOLO CREEK STAR WHACKERS

We go straight down the rabbit hole on the Scalia death, trace out the entire occult history of the participants, and emerge with a STARTLING NEW REVELATION that connects shit in a way that will (hopefully) blow your mind! Or just keep jerking off and watching wrestling, I don't care.


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NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 46 - DADS AFTER DARK

Magickal Online Seminars! The Pick Up Magician! Pick Up Dads! Furry Perversions! Hashtag Stay Woke Shit! Trump Knows 9/11! Is There Really A Book Of Secrets? Space Music! Shaded Half Of The Satellite! Reviews Of Shows And Movies! Lucifer At The Superbowl!


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DEATH METAL DADS: EPISODE 1 - ALTARS OF DADNESS

It's the much anticipated debut of Illogical Contraption's newest unneccesary spinoff, DEATH METAL DADS!

In this pilot episode, your intrepid hosts Shelby and Aesop discuss Dadness, Sadness, Madness, Death Metal Addiction, Valentine's Day, Natural Purple Watermelon Flavor, Morbid Angel, and Floridian Rednecks, all the while floating on a bromantic cloud of Lick Me All Over incense.

The pals will be back in a month with a very special secret guest for Episode 2: DAD BY DAWN. Don't take the brown acid!


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NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 45 - ONCE YOU GO FLAT...

Wow! The Popobawa! Celebrity Clones! DNA Activation! A Brand New Cult! Lisa Frank and Her Coke Problem! Wow!


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