GODDAMN IT PEOPLE N.A.D. IS BACK AND HOTTER THAN EVERRR
Supreme Chuckles / Shut Up I’m Still Talking / This Is Ford Country / Fogle's Palace / You Be The Judge / Al Sizzler / Video Game Cover Songs Before They Were Cool / Morning Show Boot Camp / Armenian Lamb Sacrifices
Live From The Sea Of Tranquility / Fake Moon Landing Chat / Apollo 13 Ritual Chat / Nazis on the Moon / Hollow Moon Theory / Soul Trap Moon / Tranquility Lodge 2000
Basically Worse Than Anti-Semetism / Magickal Hollywood J.O. Rituals / Joe Rogan & Ari Shaffir vs. Bill Hicks / If You See Something, Say Something / Broken Dolls That Say Satanic Shit
IllCon Low Lights! Describin’ Memes 3: Describin’ Condoms! Occult Gains At The Gym! The Young Investigator’s Guide To Ancient Aliens! Man Bums! Occult Star Wars Shit! A New Genre Of Dude! Travis Walton Addendum! Christians Debunking Mormonism! Weird Grating Sounds In The Sky!
Guest Starring Charles The Heckler!
Were the Paris attacks predicted by occult numerology? Does a bold new theory of human hybridization explain scandalous events at the highest levels of British government? TUNE IN AND FIND OUT!
Halloweed Holocast Post Show Wrap Up / Tales Of New San Francisco / Down In The Dark For 69 Days With Antonio Banderas / Tupac Alive In Serbia? / Lil’ Ween / Describin’ Memes: Trump Meme Extravaganza / Astrological Charts Of The Political Elite / Living In The Cheese Dimension
Mike Watt Encounters! Floating Cities! NASA’s Project Blue Beam! The Biggest Letdown in History! Psychedelic Honey! Angels Landing On Hills! Masonic Roots Of Mormonism! Rock Jams Of The Latter Day Saints!
Turbocharged Tony Little / Shit Dads / What Women Think About Sport Chat / Teh Ermahgerd Gerl / Satanic Kate Spade / Solomon's Megachurch / A Little More Inspiration / How To Catch A Ghost Horse / Tonetta - The Saint / Creepy Dude Workout Videos / Have A Very Buttisimo Day / Rocky Horror Chat / Burning Life Second Man / Shine On In Pork Heaven / Fuck Everything
The Full Limbaugh / Vampires, Mummies, and the Holy Ghost / Media Manipulation / Martian Water and the Space Pope / Wherein I Describe Lisa Frank Memes In Great Detail / Jeb Loves The Redskins / Back To The Future Conspiracies Explained / Sports Cops / Illuminati Christian Rock Exposed / Holy Ghost Adventures / Spirit Box Jesus / You Don't Practice Santeria But J-Lo Does
Guest Starring: Al!
Yes Sober Podcasts / Vortex Pro Tip / Human Recall / Aliens Love Us / Planet Earth About To Be Recycled / Death Cult Pro Tip / Childs In Salmon Pants / Fucking Carpetbagger Giants Fans / Why Are You So Proud Of Your Blue Ribbon? / Best Locker Room Speeches / Clapping At The Same Time As The Austrians / Drummers Who Need To Express Themselves / Has Morrissey Ever Even Had Sex? / I Need Beer To Talk MKULTRA / Real Or Not Real?
No Sober Podcasts / Big Announcement In IllCon Land / Fogled By A Psychic / Essence Of Macklemore / Karma Fucks Me / Business Vape / Erik Attempts To Psychically Predict The IllCon Mascot Bracket / Gargling Satan's Cock / About The Most 90s Thing I Can Think Of / A Middle To Upper Class Cult / A Freemason Rosicrucian Secret Society Sex Magick Thing / Sirius Business / One Hundred People Is Enough Fuel / You Can't Just Drug The Kids, You Gotta Kill Them / Definitely Unhinged Obviously
Four Shots Too Many On The Ride Of Life / Speak Truth To Power / What You See Is Not What You Get / Shit Dude Taste / So Many Teeth / You Son Of A Bitches! / Think Like A Broad / Fat Depp / Tonetta - Lots And Lots Of Drugs / Gotta Shed This Flesh Prison / Conspira-Sea Cruise / Stephen King Jamz / The Truth About Things Conspiratorial / An All-You-Can-Eat Conspiracy Buffet / Seminars / Joey Korn Founder Of Korn / Too Far Over The Edge
A Big Machine That Does Energy Stuff / Fucking Loaded With Occult Symbolism Right Now / Too Far Down The Nazi Path / Famous Crypts Of The Hapsburg Empire / Aliens Can Be Catholics Too / Devil Law / Remember The 22nd And 23rd Of September / Illuminati Duality / Kid's Cartoons Of A Certain Type / Crazy Moment Of Synchronicity / The Transfiguration Of The Antichrist / Licks And Kicks
When The Walkenry Starts To Fade / Two More Hirtlers Please / Shelby Versus Electronics / Fantasy Beer And Illuminati Wine / Podcast Town Shoutout(?) / The Circle Of The Bell / The Elixir of Eternal Life / A Mythical Lump Of Clay Formed Into A Human Shape Bent To The Will Of Whoever Puts The Word Of Truth Inside Of Its Head / My Levels / Dark Homunculi Shit / How Is Babby Formed? / My Dudes! / Sarah's Dad Crush Of The Week / A Great Comedy About Dead Children / A Temporally Questionable IllCon Exclusive / Interesting Pairings / Clearly From The Internet / Hamburger In Paradise (Hold The Cheese)
Mic Check One Two One Two / Shelby and Otis / M.A. in B.S. / Budapest Chat / Hair Rituals Of The Metal Elite / Kitschy Catholic Relics / Vienna Chat / A Scale From One To Depp / Habsburg Sarcophagi / Hologram Opera / A Bit Of A Stake In The Country / The Saturn Moon Matrix / Booq Piqqs
Podcasting Is A Dirty Business / Weird Mysterious Alien Virus / A Really Long Night On The Pole / Makes Ghosts Hard / Blue Powerade / Free And Loose Out On The Streets / To Force The Dead To Reveal The Secrets Of The Unseen World / The Faustian Tale / Don't Bring Your Boyfriend Shopping (Sarah's Al Rant) / Full Femme Fatale / The Pac-Man Moon Theory / That's Shit Dead / Full On Double Saxophone / Lady Superstitions / Siqq Piqqs: Rifftrax / Edgar Winter In The Summertime
Jerry's Finger / Homemade Cum Wine / Butt Cleavage / First Known Recordings Of IllCon Radio / DORITOS / Erik's Terrible Dumb Ideas / Gogglebox: Your Social Control Programming, Every Sunday On Channel 4 / ScrotumTumor.com / Jesus's Foreskin / Zac Baggins Is Synchronistically Communicating With Me Through His Ouija Board / Don't Do Anything Important At 3AM / A Walken Role / On The Internet, No One Knows You're Leonard Cohen / All The Holes That Have Turned Into Eyes / Philly Ray Cyrus / No Poo Movement / Shave Your Face, Ladies / Evil Dead Nerd Rant
The American National Anthem / The New Illogical Contraption Theme Song / That Scene Where Tom Hanks Bangs Amelie In The Basement / Whoops I Put In A Sin / Smash It To Get Her Off / Big And Just Waiting To Be Husked / Semi-Hard Evidence / A Reasonable Number Of Holes / Worshiping Satan With Every Swing / Too Many Black Balls / Acacia Nightz / DMT Brew / Doing A Dead Chick Is A Symbol For Rebirth / Decapitating Shoppers With Their Giant Swords / Sarah's Awesome Dude Crisis Segment / So What??
Topics: Flat Earth, Hollow Earth / Guccifer / Email Hacking of the Rich and Famous / New York Times Nuclear Threat?? / Occult Numerological Timing / Nostradumbass / My J'ncos Are Not Aligned With the Stars / Scientology Corner / UKUSA / Actual Real Economic Discussion About the Potential Dissolution of the Eurozone (an IllCon first!) / Talking Shit on the French and the Scottish / Talking Shit on Google and Burning Man / Are You Ready?
American Pride / Slash Slashers / British Garishness / Tartan Bling / Arizona Lesson / SF Bitchin' / Nine Eleven Jimmy Buffet / True Bad Boy Hair / Strippers Running From Dinosaurs / Yabba Dabba Don't / So We Eat Him Who Fell / Aliens Are Like Lightning / Real Or Not So Real / Just Turn Into Your Dad If You Want Attention / Braff Facts / Like She's Never Soared Before
Creating Freemasonry Conspiracy Theories; The America Dream is Luciferian; Cola Commercial Psy Ops; IllCon Low Lights; Activating Your Eight Circuits; Siqq Piqqs!
No show next week (6/7/15). See y'all the week after!
Scientology update! Ghost update (doors closing on their own)! Stress tests! Mad Max! Poltergeist! Sarah discovers a new genre of horror! Questionable memes! Adult Big Butt Kids! Holy shit you guys, podcasting, how do we do it? No seriously. We have no idea.
In this one, we discuss all things Australian, Sarah's girl crushes, What Women Want, the owl / alien / demon continuum, our apartment ghost, hallucinogenic mold, dumb SF, really badly reviewed movies, and loads of freaky British snacks!
Computer Malfunctions! Mars! Baraq u Bamah! Clear Windows! Past Lives of IllCon Hosts! Ser Robert Jorts Fights The Jerry Bear! Snack Chat! Jean Commercial Jams! Siqq Booqqs! Wow! That's a lot of content! Wow! This episode is amazing! Wow!
Winter has turned again to spring, which means it's time to sacrifice one hour of your precious time to us while we discuss Beltane, fire festivals, Bohemian Grove, Belizean Grove, Burning Man, Wicker Man, and all the other groves and all the other mans. Please, won't you, please. No, do.
"Clear" some time in your billion-year schedule for this Bridge to Total Freedom Rock! It's a listening party featuring all of your favorite anthems by classic jam masters like L. Ron Hubbard and Edgar Winter! These hits will blow your thetan. Also featured: snacks, Frank Stallone, and booze.
Despite popular outcry, here is a sparkling new episode for you to enjoy! In this one, we discuss weird hotel room art (pictured below), talk Thetans, do a Siqq Piqqs, and taste some local truffles. All for you. All for you.
GUESS THE NUMBER OF DEMONS CONTAINED WITHIN THIS PAINTING AND WIN A POSSESSION:
Just like Jesus, we have risen again on Easter. Join us as we discover German drinking techno, call the Bart Simpson Scientology hotline, and listen to recordings of REAL ANGELS singing songs of the End Times.
GUESS THE NUMBER OF BALDWINS IN TONIGHT'S EPISODE AND WIN A CHRISTMAS HAM!
Holy SHIT! Lots going on here, lots to process. In this one, we talk peacocking, give our listeners FAR too much attention by actually reading their emails on the air, get sucked down a reincarnation rabbit hole, give you a surprise Low Light, get into some brutal and dark fairy tales, go "beneath the hoods" of secret societies, and discuss how adult babies signify the Aeon of Horus. Please do join us.
Keep writing emails, I'll read them out loud. Write dumb stuff and I'll say it. I have no shame, clearly.
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UPDATE: 03/29/15: NO NEW NIGHTS AFTER DARK THIS WEEK :(
We'll be back next week. Please enjoy this tropical song instead. It Dad Rocks so hard it might impregnate your Mom.
COUNT THE PACKAGES IN THE PICTURE AND WIN A PRIZE!
It's an episode... about nothing! And by nothing, I mean 311, new Cinderella, Blonde Depp, strange Dutch music man Harry Merry, furries around the globe, best fairytale remakes, and Cool American flavored Doritos.
In this episode, we over-"share", talk horror movies, probe the mysteries of Quantum Immortality, play some douche jams, and drink weird German boozes. Enjoy!
In this episode, we out the secrets of the universe, the aliens, and reincarnation. Eric Clapton also appears. I've had too many Mom Wines to describe further.
Hallo Untermenchen! We're back after a week off. In this episode, we get deep on the secret influences of famous composers, fuck around with soundboards, and eat snacks. What did you want, professional radio? This is IllCon, friend.
This week we're in Venice talking about masks and masked balls and Carnevale and Kubrick and all sorts of weird stuff. This episode goes deep. This is IMPORTANT PODCASTING. Trust me, I'm your friend.
TOPICS:
Jump Start Your Horse / Twelve Thousand Registered Hookers / Louie Futon / Heart In A Pyramid / Can’t Say No To An Angel / Dad Hard / Gotta Bang Some Peasants / Garth Brooks, Mind Slave / Conspiracy of Stupidity / How Men Get Their Power / Break Out Of Brixton
NEXT WEEK: BREAK WEEK, NO SHOW.
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LISTEN UP YOU CHADS, CHUDS, AND CHOADS, HERE'S A NEW BLOG POST I MADE BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE KEEP POINTING OUT THAT THIS BLOG HASN'T HAD ANY NEW BLOG POSTS IN YEARS.
It's now had one new blog post in years.
There is minimal online information on this dude, but from what I can tell, Rev. Bruce was a Seattle public access host in the early 90s. His show went through several incarnations, including one he co-hosted with a French bulldog named Buster Love (look it up, good stuff).
But it's this earlier form that I'm obsessed with. Dude is ON FIRE. Doesn't even need a shirt. Leather jacket? Check. Chubby cult followers? Check. Bullwhips? Check. Attack dog? Fuckin' check. All excellent elements on their own, but when you add them up? OH YEEEAH! Best Internet Thing I've seen this year.
TOPICS:
A Special Message From Barth Grooks / Slaw Talk / Numerology and the Grid / Boaz and Joaquin Phoenix / 30 Rock, Shrine to Lucifer / Nob Talk / Hunger Games, Bellwether of the Apocalypse / Please Don’t Wash This / Some Serious Dan Brown Shit / Think About the Magic Seven
NEXT WEEK: CARNIVAL MASKS AND MASK MAKERS
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Holy shit you guys, it's me, Erik, re-descending into your vibrational frequency with IllCon: Nights After Dark: Episode 2! Our second episode! One week later! Wow! Time is so weird, right?
TOPICS:
Stapp Up 2 Your Mentality / Welcome To Vortex Country / Chakra Kahn / Unidentified Football Objects / You’ve Discovered My Inner Child / Baby Alien In A Jar / Herb Walks / I Married A Psychic / Hair Doesn’t Just Disappear / UFO Segway Tours
NEXT WEEK: POWER CENTERS OF CITIES (from NYC!)
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IN THIS EPISODE:
Pink Floyd Covers Garth Brooks for Taco Bell Ad (super rare!)
Weird Rooms
Shadow People Hate Frasier
Vapin n Grapin
Summoning the Spirit of Jerry Garcia
Sarah the Ghost Whisperer
Shelby's Warehouse Ghost
Cat Worship
Errol Flynn's Cockfight Casino
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