Being the first IC contributor to reach 100 posts is an unflattering achievement. Does it mean my boss just comes into work less often then your boss? Or does it mean I've stopped getting laid? Remember when I used to get laid all the time? What happened to that? I wonder if it has anything to do with my Four Loko phase? What was that about? And now that that's over, what's next?
6 Pack of ProtoMetal found here.
6 Pack of Psyche found here.
Best Epic Soundtrack Music
Remember when I laid you down slow with some Doom Humping?
Best Heavy Funk/DudeWop Record
Remember that EPIC Roky Erickson Retrospective?
Best Underground Fancy Metal
This was probably the best record you didnt download. Foolishness.
Best Unreleased Record
Every Witchfinder General recording ever?? Man, what a bro.