Above: THIS image is the first result that appears when you Google-image-search Illogical Contraption. And only I know why.
With the one year anniversary of Illogical Contraption looming just around the corner, big surprises, big changes, and some serious restructuring are on the horizon. We've had some good times, sure, but this blog will never be content to just kick back and rest on its many laurels -- oh no, hard work and diligence are the cornerstones of the I.C. legacy, and rest assured that multitudinous amounts of fascinating features are coming down the pipe soon. But we are approaching a crossroads, and Illogical Contraption needs your help.
According to Sitemeter, several hundred of you fuckers hit this site up on a daily basis. But relatively few of you leave comments, in fact, I.C. hasn't even received a single comment since Sunday. But I'm not compaining. I'm not one to grovel for your input -- It's purely up to you whether you want to chime in or not. Outside of a select few Illogical Bros (Seth G., Helm, stargraves, Steven, Mr. Ginguene, Ambassador MAGMA, and Mister Booze, just to name a couple), the overwhelming majority of our readers choose to be silent observers. Which is fine.
But today, I am asking for a little input. With imminent change on the way, I'd like to hear from as many of you as possible, answering two very specific questions. Namely:
1) WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE MORE OF ON THIS BLOG?
and B) WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE LESS OF ON THIS BLOG?
Any sort of other recommendation, request, criticism, or unrelated ranting is welcome as well, and feel free to be as brutally honest as you wish. I'll be okay.
The purpose of Illogical Contraption is to inform as well as entertain, and with a little teamwork, I think we could really improve things around here, to make both your reading experience and my writing experience more enjoyable, fulfilling, and educational. Like I said, change is coming, so pipe up now to assure that it is a change for the better. Illogical Contraption is here for YOU, my children.
Below: Another slow day comes to a close at Illogical Contraption Branch HQ.