PLEASE STAND BY
Due to a janky wire in the internetting machine, IllCon's umbilical connection to your collective eye-and-ear sockets is temporarily in a state of suspended animation. ICHQ is currently experiencing a period of chaotic upheaval, as the monkeys are lose and the captain is asleep at the controls. Please be patient, regular posting will resume in a week or so. Maybe go read a book or something.
Of course, I only speak for myself (Herr Cobras). I urge all IC splinter cells, sleeper cells, and sleepy splinter cells to continue posting as if nothing is amiss.