Talk about a life-changer! Why, I remember a time when I was riddled with depression and despair at my lot in life. Then my uncle, William Dyer, sent me a copy that he had translated himself from an old 17th century Latin printing. He's a geology professor at Miskatonic University, and probably the smartest guy I know. I swear, from the moment I cracked it open and read the first entry on using the Dho-Hna Formula to open the ultimate gulf between space and time, I was hooked. No more worrying about gas prices, I would travel the way they did on the REALLY old days. Plus, if said right, the chant won't even attract the Hounds of Tindalos. Bonus! Anyway, I started using the book, and paying token sacrifices, and now I am straight up Ballin', Shuggoth style. Turned my asshole boss into a rat and locked him in some old witches house. Got the Deep Ones to hook me up with a fishing job, where I just chill on the beach all day and peep their ladies (mm_mmm, that Innsmouth look). Seriously, I recommend this book to anyone willing to risk their measley sanity and corporeal being for a way better life. Anyway, gotta go, there's something scratching at my window...
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