I hereby direct your attention to Cryptosporidium Parvum, a quotidian blip on the acne-pocked face of pornogrind circa late 00s. I normally have little patience for this sort of thing but CP's brand of sloppy, under-produced, overblown grind endears itself to me every time. They've got a track, "vaginal love" on their 2007 demo whose amorous title is out of place with pornogrind's usual over-the-top nomenclature and whose beginning does not sound entirely unlike "Louie, Louie." So where most bands lose you with their tales of clitoral evisceration, CP warms the heart with a track about simply loving pussy. Even if this kind of thing isn't your kind of thing (pig grunts and the like) do yourself a solid and have a couple of chuckles over the video for "Ay, Mamsheeta" below. That's right, Mamasheeta. See what they did there?
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I'm pretty sure you left an "R" out of the band's name. CryptospoRidium Parvum. You'd think that maybe your fancy East Coast Ivy League education would safeguard against such frivolous mistakes.
After all we've been through with 9/11 you're gonna nickle and dime me with that shit?
NEVER FORGET
That's right, I spelled nickel wrong too.
You're pulling the 9/11 card this early in the game? This is gonna be too easy.
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