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Tuesday, June 30, 2009
SERIOUSLY, GUYS: DOES THE WORLD REALLY NEED *TWO* "MINIATURE" KISS COVER BANDS?
Mini Kiss in action (apparently, they only know the chorus of this song):
TINY KISS
Tiny Kiss addresses the Mini Kiss vs. Tiny Kiss "controversy" on Tucker Carlson (via Jimmy Kimmel):
Really. I respect their right to play whatever music they want. But two miniature KISS tribute bands is just all kinds of wrong. Couldn't we just pit the two groups against each other in a fight to the death and let the survivors play in one band?
I can't handle this shit anymore.
We're doomed.
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You actually watch Jimmy Kimmel? I mean, sure he was tolerable on "Win Ben Stein's Money", but still...? Yeah, I fuckin hate Kiss too.
Mini Kiss Criss is a chromosome away from eating fruit with his feet. I know without crutches he'd be walking on all fours. In this corner weighing in at 102 pounds, standing 3'11", with a reach of 70".... MINI PETER CRIIIIIIISSSSSS!!!
Of course I don't watch Jimmy Kimmel, crille! That's just what popped up when I YouTube searched "Mini Kiss" and "Tiny Kiss". I'm way to busy with Daisy of Love, Repo Man, Hole In The Wall, and Is She Really Going Out With Him, anyways.
The world doesn't even need a single full sized KISS tribute.
What happened to the Mini Kiss wardrobe fund? They were close to completion, got to Paul's boots, and said fuck it. The real Paul Stanley often wears his hikers on stage?
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