I know what you're all saying:"Wait a minute, Cobras. What are you trying to pull here? You said Nick Jonas would die on June 26th, and Billy Mays died TWO DAYS later, on the 28th. Obviously, you were incorrect."
But hear me out. Let's take a closer look at the numerological symbolism behind each of their names.
"Nick Jonas" = 4 letters in his first name, 5 in his second.
"Billy Mays" = 5 letters in his first name, 4 in his second.
5 - 4 = 1, 5 -4 = 1. 1 + 1 = 2. TWO DAYS LATER.
Now what happens if we assign numbers to EACH LETTER of their names, corresponding to their respective spots in the alphabet?
BILLY MAYS = B(2)I(9)L(12)L(12)Y(25) M(13)A(1)Y(25)S(20)
2 + 9 + 12 + 12 + 25 = 61. 13 + 1 + 25 + 20 = 59.
NICK JONAS = N(14)I(9)C(3)K(11) J(10)O(15)N(14)A(1)S(20)
(14 + 9) x 3 - 11 = 58. 10 + 15 + 14 + 1 + 20 = 60
Now subtract the 5 letters from Nick's last name from the 5 letters in Billy's first name. What do you get? 61 - 60. One.
Do the same with the 4 letters from Nick's first name and the 4 letters from Billy's last name. 59 - 58. One.
One plus one? TWO.
Two days between my prediction of Jonas' death and the ACTUAL DEATH of Billy Mays.
I'm not the type of guy to say "I told you so", but it seems fitting in this situation.
I TOLD YOU SO.
RIP Billy. You made us laugh.
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