Thursday, August 11, 2011

Anyone ever live with a Selfish Retarted Roommate?


Well I'm gonna vent here. You know when you clean your house and Selfish Retarded Roommate (I'll refer bad roommate as S.R.R) fucks it up in two days. Yeah that kinda roommate, you know the kind where you buy the toilet paper and someone poops three straight days and can't afford tampons. Yeah that kinda roommate, the one where you have to walk S.R.R.'s dog because you fear it will piss or shit all over your janky house.
Yeah that kinda roommate, where S.R.R. fucks right next to you when you are trying to sleep. Yeah that kinda roommate, who just makes a mess. Fully aware this is first world problems and things could be worse. Just had to vent. I'll continue to rant and rave in a more cynical humorous manner from here on out.

15 comments:

JGD said...

At least it's not another Dizeazos post.

Anonymous said...

my thoughts exactly...

Cory said...

Sweet Baby Jay's first post!

Shelby Cobras said...

Ouch. That's retarted.

Anonymous said...

The kind that have a sleep over in your bed while your out of town... and then you end up getting scabies. Lovely.

Ambassador MAGMA said...

The kind that gives you rock n' roll pneumonia and never calls Dr. Love.

Aylmer said...

That exact Scabies thing happened to me once. Turned out to be some kind of super resistant crusty scabies that took about a month to kill.

Erik Del Tigre said...

Wow. Okay. "Sorry." I'll try to be a better roommate from now on. But honestly, it's not cool to make fun of me for being retarded--I'm not. It's called fetal alcohol syndrome, and it's not funny. Also, how could I have known that you'd be passed out on the toilet when dragged that girl into the bathroom to fuck? Sure, she was a screamer, but still. Pass out in your closet where I can't see you. And don't you dare try to sleep on my bed again. I pay the most rent, so I get the bed. That's how it works. And finally, keep your filthy hippie hands off of my dog. Princess can piss or shit wherever she wants! She's my BABY.

RyGar said...

WAR!!!

Anonymous said...

Author: Manslaughter

Bad Roomie: Cobras

Manslaughter said...

HA! How do you even post anonymously? Cobras and I have not been roommates in a VERY long time. Anonymous needs to go talk to a wall cuz no one gives a fuck.

HOTPUFF415 said...

I was trying to leave my name on this, I wrote this doughnut of a Gem.

Anonymous said...

The cafeteria lady is pissed! Sorry if I offended you. How else can I stalk you if ya never post? Sheesh!

Cobras totally had to use the highchair to sit at the kitchen table, didn't he?

Anonymous said...

We've had a selfish retarded roommate here at IllCon for a couple of weeks now.
That was some seriously bieberfuck albino bullshit right there.

Reginald said...

That's beautiful, man.