Tuesday, July 19, 2011



It seems the famed father-and-son team behind the popular internet weblogs COSMIC HEARSE and CRUD WIZARD have decided to delve into a new form of media--namely dry erase animation!
Aesop and Ezra Dekker, whose other credits include black metal musician and elementary school student respectively, have pioneered a new method of filmmaking which involves camera, ink, eraser, and board only! Observe the following video, entitled Hardcore Rules, for a glimpse at some of their creative output thus far:

Pretty cool, right?

Well, the Insider Gossip Team here at IllCon have stumbled accross another nugget hidden deep in this story--apparently the Dekker Animation Crew are working on a dry-erase animation music video for none other than the Hooded Hooligans themselves--local splatterthrash favorites GHOUL!
So far the Dekker camp is hush-hush on the project, but the IllCon Insider has managed to procure production stills for the project through a super-secret informant THAT NO ONE ELSE HAS ACCESS TO, and they are indeed stunning.

Mum's the word so far on how long until the video "drops", but Readers can be assured of one thing: The IllCon Insider will be there waiting, ready to pass along all the red carpet tidbits as they surface!

Yeah. Here's this:

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Aesop said...

Thanks honey, an honor to have our work here. The Ghoul video will be up as soon as those creeps from Creepsylvania finish the song.

Shelby Cobras said...

DUDE! I'm not supposed to reveal my sources!

JGD said...

So THAT'S why he's too busy to respond to my interview requests.

Aesop said...


Shelby Cobras said...

I bet he meant Ezra

Aesop said...


Anonymous said...

A double Dekker sangwhich! Aesop's descriptions are always better than the Cosmic downloads. The downloads are pretty good. Fuckin' wordsmith, maaaaaan.

Yours, the bullshit Anon commentator

Anonymous said...

hoh, brilliant. close to brilliant.

Shelby Cobras said...

Did the Jackie Harvey joke land with anyone?

abdul alhazred said...


Shelby Cobras said...

thanks. that made it all worth it.