That's right, gang. The image you see above is not just a clever Photoshop creation--Illogical Contraption "Death To False Radio" T-shirts are NOW AVAILABLE (for only $12, plus shipping!) via our good pals over at Hide The Bodies Press (go "like" them on Facebook while you're at it). I think we can all agree that this is a pretty fucking sick design, so save up your fuckin' paper-route money, then head over HERE to buy one. HUGE thanks to Paul and the gang at HTB for making this happen, we will soon grow incredibly wealthy off the hard-earned cash of
IN OTHER NEWS: APOCRYPHON MINI-TOUR COMING UP AT THE END OF THE MONTH!
THURSDAY, NOV 29 @ THE COLONY, SACRAMENTO, CA with:
FRIDAY, NOV 30 @ SPIKE'S BAR, ROSEMEAD, CA with:
SATURDAY, DEC 1 @ TIL TWO BAR, SAN DIEGO, CA with:
SUNDAY, DEC 2 @ MERCHANT'S SALOON, OAKLAND, CA with:
IN OTHER NEWS: IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT, AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS...
BLOWFLY! Shit is bound to get weird, as we talk dead Burners, half-speed Rings of Saturn, breakfast food, and explore the personal vendetta between myself and host/ungrateful butthole CORY. You know where to go.
And hey, give us a call, live on the air. 415-829-2980.
COBRAS COMMANDS IT!
PS Happy Birthday, Carl.