DEATH METAL DADS: EPISODE 23 - GRAVES OF THE FATHERS

Shelby and Aesop are back on the couch with Episode 23 (NOT 24), a philosophical exploration of all things political, gastrointestinal, musical, nautical, nonsensical, and psychedelic. Is it worth your time? There's only one way to find out...

"Sextons of the churchyard

Have seen unblessed things;

Ground no longer hallowed

Has sprouted new graves.

Descendants of clan

That unsurped maternity

hear whispers in their blood;

This summons of the Fathers.

Adherence to the principle

Of 'man by woman born'...

Anachronistic ritual

Soon to be obsolete.

'Forgive me Father

For I know not what I do;

My grave beckons

As irresistable as drawing breath.'"

- Lord Worm

"Bleh"

- also Lord Worm

Music:

Cryptopsy, "Graves of the Fathers"

Night Sun, "Got A Bone of My Own"

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NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 88 - ERIK EXPLAINS IT ALL

I explain it all.


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NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 87 - THE AVERAGE IDEA GRAVEYARD

Erik is flying solo again! Topics include: Pandering To The Left, The Detroit Masonic Temple, This Day In Conspiracy History, Real Actual Pagan Witchcraft, Photon Teleportation, Buzz Aldrin's Illuminati Signs, Satanic Literary Corner, and More!


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DEATH METAL DADS: EPISODE 22 - CHAINSAW DADSMEMBERMENT

I'm fucking tired of doing these write-ups. It's late and I have to work in the morning. We talk about Mortician in this one and then get all bummed. Listen to it, or don't. We don't fucking care. Cheers.

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Mortician: "Chainsaw Dismemberment"

Thrones: "Obolus"

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NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 86 - THE WACK LODGE AND THE TIGHT LODGE

Join Cory and Erik as we DORK THE FUCK OUT about the new season of Twin Peaks, reveal the gnostic, magickal, and alchemical underpinnings of Episode 8, and dissect the occult mythology of the entire series. Fire walk with us!


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NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 85 - AMERICAN ASTROLOGY AND OTHER HOT ISSUES

Are you CONFUSED by your own reality? Then put your faith in the stars and allow me and Charles to explain to you why all these horrible things are happening! We dissect the astrology of Donald Trump and America itself, and make some BOLD PREDICTIONS about the future of the country. Tune in!


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DEATH METAL DADS: EPISODE 21 - SUFFER THE CHILDREN (with Jason Cropper)

The Dads are barely holding it together, and enter a marriage-counseling office in Jingletown, USA, to see if they can miraculously salvage their podcast. Assisting them is engineer, dad, and founding member of Weezer Jason Cropper, whose indispensable advice and knowledge just might heal Death Metal Dads. Can the show be saved?!

Also on the menu: Fusion Confusion, Rockabillypocalypse, Legal Weed in Mayberry, Tissue Issues, Hobo Hand-Me-Downs, Hakuna Matata vs Napalm Death, Philosophical Explanations of Mr. Ed and Gilligan’s Island, The Power Station (Sex Club), The Power Station (Concert Venue), Cleaning Up After Dogstar, Not Playing Metal: The Path To Success, A Re-Visiting of The Barney Greenway The Big Purple Dinosaur Joke, Not Even “Milton Berle Good”, Just Eat Bugs Like In The Lion King, George Glass, Shitler’s List, A Friendly Conversation Between Friends, His Wife’s Magic Pussy, Crimpshrine Chat, Mendocino County Reggae Bands of the Late 80s and Early 90s, Schwarzenegger Soundboards and How They Are Used, Kurzweil, Jung, Freud, and Francis The Talking Mule, Blastbeats, French-Cambodian Cuisine, Getting Pitted, Funktown Graffiti and How Aesop Names Neighborhoods, Psychedelic Warriors, The ‘Judgement Night’ Soundtrack, The Colors of Weezer, Progressive Shred, Chris Cornell’s Starbucks Order, Fuzz, Gazzari’s, TV’s ‘Beauty And The Beast’ Starring Ron Perlman, Anti-Semitism, Unrepentant Potheads, I Can’t Drive 25, Head Injuries, Fatherly Advice, and a very dead-people themed DMD Bump. Get trippy!

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Napalm Death, “Suffer The Children”

Piero Umiliani, “Magical Children”

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NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 84 - HOUSEBOATIN' INTO THE MILKY WAY

More Trop Rock! More CERN! More Ayn Rand Satanism! More Ancient Civilizations! More Saturn Worship! OMG. How can I fit all this content into just one show? Tune in to discover.


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DEATH METAL DADS: EPISODE 20 - SOULS OF THE DAD

It’s our very last episode. RIPDMD.

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Merciless, “Souls of the Dead”

Dust, “Thusly Spoken”

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NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 83 - WORKOUT WILL SET YOU FREE

It’s another solo show! Topics covered include: Ayn Rand’s Satanic influence on Rush and the Federal Reserve, Dilbert exposes the global warming hoax, lack of drugs and the teenage surveillance state and how IllCon intends to fix it, and a John Dee concept album listening party.


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