As a social experiment to quell my own morbid curiosities (and also as a scam to boost much-needed publicity in formerly unexplored channels), I present a quick study in the Googling habits of the average internet sicko. Here's how it works:
I write a paragraph of mishmashed phrases, incorporating often-Googled words and names in addition to random phrases in no way related to anything. Then we see how many hits Illogical Contraption gets in the next 24 hours. Current average is somewhere around 250-300 per day. At present (12:30 PM western time) there are exactly 16,648 hits, so I'll check again in exactly one day and calculate the difference. Let's see what happens...
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Now, we wait. Behold the power of the internet!
A note to all you Googlers who got here from searching for "Hannah Montana Armpit Porn": Sorry to waste your time. You are free to go.
Here are some pictures of Hannah Montana's armpit:
ReplyDeleteSo Hot
So Sexy
Such A Tease
So Close
So Underage