You guys remember that guy "Prince", right? That wacky pop musician who, among other shenanigans, once changed his name to an unpronounceable symbol (right)? Well, he changed his name back to Prince awhile ago (which I'm sure you're all aware of), but just today he rocked the music industry with a new announcement.Ladies and gentlemen, Prince has officially changed his named to an indescribable ODOR. I know it sounds insane, but it is 100% ABSOLUTELY TRUE. Read the full story here.
Below: A bottle containing The Odor Formerly Known As Prince, Formerly Known As The Artist Formerly Known As Prince.
You got me. But seriously though, Prince is tight. The song Bambi, form the first record, is an unbeatable jam. Except when Drunk Horse covered it, then it got beat by its own cover. But DH rules too. Also Prince wrote a song called Pussy Control. Awesome.
ReplyDeleteI don't think anyone in their right mind can question the amount of talent The Purple One brings to the plate. And I would be a liar if I told you I don't have "Pussy Control" in my iTunes library.
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how is this not an erik del tigre post?
ReplyDeleteI have met the so called indescribable odor and it breaks down as follows:
ReplyDeletepart powdery flowery Avon product my aunt liberally douses herself with
buttermilk ranch dressing
jizz and plenty of it
the humid musk of 1000 reptile houses
a bag of Jolly Ranchers
and Shelby's taint (subtle yet full bodied)
gross, Kona
ReplyDeleteGood call, 3rd Anonymous. You NAILED that.
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