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Right: Me, being excited. That's right, gang. The image you see above is not just a clever Photoshop creation--Illogical Contraption ...

TONIGHT ON ILLOGICAL CONTRAPTION RADIO: THE REAL PAUL RYAN DEFENDS HIS GOOD NAME ON BEHALF OF ALL DEATH METAL. BEHOLD THE RYAN VS RYAN 201...

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