Rising from the dollar bin like a
coked-out phoenix clad in midriff-baring shirt and three days worth
of stubble comes fucking Diamond Reo. Not to be confused with the
country band whose name only varies by one letter (apparently this
particular band took their name from the same automotive company that
supplied the appellation for Reo Speedwagon), the group
of lowlives in question came out of Pittsburgh in the early 70s, offered up a few
albums, much of which was thoroughly forgettable Mott The Hoople
knockoff bullshit, but in the middle managed the brilliant scum-rock
sleaze of Dirty Diamonds.
Most of it's
mid-tempo Rust Belt butt-rock of the sort that saw its apex between
1971 and 1974. Copious cowbell abuse propping up the basest of Mark
Farner aspirations. The album's opener, “All Over You,” is about
ejaculating (all over, as the title specifies) somebody. And while
none of the other songs really get to that level of base dumbness, it
definitely establishes the general tone of the album. Take “It's A
Jungle Out There” - a tribute to the toughness necessary to survive
the rough-and-tumble urban life, that sounds like a half-speed
prophecy of “Welcome To The Jungle” both in riff and lyrical
conceit and is especially funny considering none of these dudes look
exactly like the kick-ass-and-take-names type. Or “Boys Will Be
Boys,” a paean to dudes who do dude stuff with other dudes
(possibly as homoerotic as I just made it sound, I dunno). A few
tracks pick up the pace to something not a million miles removed from
the NWOBHM that was congealing across the pond around the same time,
but this had nothing to do with leather and spikes crowd singing
about swords and dragons.
It's pure id music,
all libido, adrenaline, and testosterone - subtlety (and shirts that
cover the full torso) be damned. It ain't special but there's not
much better for drinking a few six packs of Mickey's alone on the
porch in the middle of the afternoon with all the doors open or
changing your own oil or something. It's ridiculous as shit and
twice as dumb but it's a fun listen, a regional anachronism, a time
capsule from the era of quadrophonic sound and quaaludes. Turn the
shit up and get dumb as fuck.
I've really been getting into this kinda music, you can get the records really cheap! This band Fortnox is kinda like that, too, although a little softer and more uptempo...they rule! More posts about shit like this!
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