"ANOTHER BIG ANNOUNCEMENT"

For those of you with a short attention span, GOOD NEWS! Illogical Contraption now has a fucking TUMBLR PAGE!!! Imagine: everything you've come to know and love about Illogical Contraption Classic, but without all that annoying "content" getting in the way. Pretty pictures, tidy little quotes, .gifs, and videos--AND YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO USE YOUR BRAIN! Follow us or die!!!

In other news, the aforementioned Illogical Contraption Radio came in #3, download-wise, out of the 50 shows hosted on FCC Free Radio.com in our first month. 34,000 downloads from our first 5 shows! Holy shit! All credit goes to Brother Cory on this one, she show seems to be going really well despite all the drunkenness and stupidity, and I foresee a long future for it. Thanks to all the longtime IC readers who called in (Smeg, RyGar, and Alex in NY, among others), that shit was super fun and I look forward to doing it again this Friday at 10 pm.

ALL HAIL THE ILLCON MULTIMEDIA ASSAULT.
LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH.