On December 4th, 2010, an unprecedented number of Illogical Staff Writers gathered in a secret location for the second annual Illogical Contraption Writers Retreat. Cory, Peter, Manslaughter, Erik Del Tigre, Seanford and even the boss, Shelby B. Cobalas, were all rumored to be present. In addition to this overwhelming number of interweb elite, many IC contributors and epically tight bros were spotted in the area. Some reports mention Wendy Stonehenge, Mike Scalzi and Clint B somewhere in the vicinity of the meeting. Here now, for the first time in a public forum, are the minutes form the Illogical Gathering. Unedited and unauthorized.
In all honesty, this is an extremely accurate graphic representation of how the weekend's events transpired.
ReplyDeleteYou were too late on the Inquisition train, therefore you were too false to come. I was there in Astral form, like Doctor Strange or some shit.
ReplyDeleteSorry Jaime but he kinda nailed it.
ReplyDeleteFurther IC summits in February and March. Buy yer Greyhound tickets now.
I heard Cobras fought a guy
ReplyDeleteWhere are the drunk Santas?
ReplyDeletesantas cost double
ReplyDeleteI musta been Loko'd cuz I don't remember any of that shit.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait until I don't pose so hard.
ReplyDeleteThat will be rad.
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