EVEN BETTER THAN THE REAL THING

Hey, maybe you guys can help me out with something: the IllCon Fall Writer's Retreat is coming up soon, and being the proverbial "all-knowing and all-seeing sage" who runs the show around here, it is, of course, my responsibility to book musical entertainment for said retreat. I've been hanging out at TEI North Entertainment's website lately trying to figure it out, but I need some reader input as well. If you were me, would you book:

A) GARRETT WILKINS AND THE PARROT HEADS

B) SKYNNYN LYNNYRD

C) THE HIGHWAYMEN (is it legal to start a cover band with the same name as the original?)

D) PETTY THEFT

E) AEROMYTH

F) ABBACADABA

G) RUSTY EVANS & RING OF FIRE

H) JOURNEY UNAUTHORIZED

I) JOHN ANTHONY or

J) GWEN IN DOUBT?

Or should I maybe skip TEI North altogether, and go with something completely off-the-wall, such as:

K) NO DUH

What do you guys think? (extra points for contributing your own made up tribute bands--Manslaughter, you can go ahead and start this round...)