(unless you have one of these puppies in which case you can just bypass all of the instructions outlined below and just feel free to blast some GRAVEDIGGAZ for the next 45 minutes)
Ok, drop all your shit on the floor, walk right passed the shower which is where you should be by now, and head over to that sink with said bong in hand. Change that shit, put an ice cube or two in there-why the hell not. Crack that beer, have a seat, and I’m pretty sure you know how to do the rest...
...it’s now an hour later, you’ve probably got the munchies, huh?
Shit, Manslaughter has you covered,
I MADE YOU A FUCKING SANDWICH…
Not just any electric sandwich, a Kraut sandwich. Bonifide German, heavy on the mustard.
and if I actually post this within a week it will be a miracle.
Also, HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT
Oh man, I don't even remember posting this.
ReplyDeleteI do think that all of us should go to that ARNOLD PRANK CALL SOUNDBOARD though, and have a group posting of all of our pranks calls. Interactive post! It's fucking genius!