COBRAS IS A SLUT

I didn't want you to find out this way, but it's true. I've been seeing other blogs. Whoring it up REAL good. Slipping a couple of sites the ol' digital salami. Puttin' some stank on [fill in the blank]. Puttin' my tooter all over your computer. Tweeting all over your Facebook. Inserting my "line of code" in just about everyone's "USB port". Filling every orifice with HARD DISC.

Go over to Hell Crust and check out the series I'm doing on early grindcore and death metal. Autopsy. Napalm Death. S.O.B. Nihilist. Master. Rottrevore.

Then check out that cat food thing I donated to Overthinking It.com, if you haven't read it here already.

After that, head over to Primitive Future, where Illogical Bro Todd was kind enough to allow me to post my Animals In Metal-themed guest mix (custom-GIMPED cover art below).

Sorry. If you notice any swelling, you might want to consult your IT guy.