I hereby declare today, November 4th, International Rage Day. To celebrate:
FOR C.C. MYERS, THE COMPANY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE BAY BRIDGE "RETROFIT": THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE WAS BUILT IN 1937, AND THAT SHIT NEVER JUST "BROKE"!!! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!!!!
FOR SF-BASED ORTHOPAEDIC SURGEON DR. WILLIAM MONTGOMERY AND THE UNITED STATES "HEALTH CARE" SYSTEM IN GENERAL: $750 JUST TO GET DIAGNOSED WITH CARPAL TUNNEL, NOT EVEN TREATED?!?!?!!! I HAVE HEALTH INSURANCE, WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!!!!
FOR SAN DIEGO-BASED FILM PRODUCTION COMPANY ZU33, WHO ARE PRODUCING THE FILM ADAPTATION OF LORDS OF CHAOS: ADVERTISING IT AS A FILM ABOUT "DEATH METAL", AND CASTING SOME DUDE FROM TWILIGHT AS VARG?!?!?!?!!! REALLY?!?!?!?!!!!
FOR THE ROOKIE PARTY-GOERS IN AND AROUND THE UCSF/GOLDEN GATE PARK AREA: I DON'T FUCKING CARE IF IT'S HALLOWEEN!!! STOP PUKING IN FRONT OF MY APARTMENT!!!!!!
Also: WHAT KIND OF FUCKING PERSON FARTS ON A CROWDED BUS?!?!?!!!
Thanks, I feel better. Feel free to share YOUR rage in the 'Comments' section.
A little light on the misanthropy but not bad. I agree, any holiday turns into amateur hour.
ReplyDeleteFOR ANONYMOUS: QUIT BAGGING ON MY MISANTHROPY!!! PUNKS LIKE YOU ARE A DIME A DOZEN!!!
ReplyDeleteThanksgiving equals time TO EAT PEOPLE! Give thanks for massive self-domesticating foodsource.
ReplyDeleteGrind-em up, eat-em up, they's all just gristle baby.