Today's contest works thusly: Select an image of any writer from I.C.'s staff below (slightly higher resolution versions are downloadable in the links below each). Deface it accordingly, using GIMP, MS Paint, or whatever your image manipulation software of choice might be. The more insulting, ridiculous and/or disgusting the better. Then, send your entry, along with your name (or Blogger "handle") to illogicalcontraption@yahoo.com. The best of the best will choose from an assortment of amazing prizes*!
I'm not expecting a huge turnout here (our last fiasco, the First Annaul Illogical Contraption Coloring Contest, received a grand total of one entry), so I've decided to publish ANY and ALL entries received.
GET TO WORK!
Del Tigre semi-hi-res
Peter semi-hi-res
K-Rock semi-hi-res
The Heckler semi-hi-res
TMM semi-hi-res
Ethanomicon semi-hi-res
Cobras semi-hi-res
Below you will find three of my own pathetic attempts at visual slander. Use them as you will to get the creative juices flowing!
"Guardian Angel"
"Doo Doo Man (Black Metal BM)"
"Unicorn Love"Another helpful hint: Del Tigre and The Heckler are closet Juggalos.
*No prizes available at this time
How long do we have?
ReplyDeleteUmmm... A week?
ReplyDeleteMy god, TMM is none other than Richard Kiel! Great work in the Bond films buddy.
ReplyDeleteRichard Kiel.........that's very flattering........that's what I get for being so neglectful
ReplyDeleteRichard Kiel in a GOOD way. Nobody's crazy enough to tangle with a bearded guy with a case of vodka on top of the kitchen cabinet and a hand cut heart. I'd put my money in the Illogical Contraption Cage Match on TMM. Predictions: ref stoppage from strikes on Peter, rear naked choke on Shelby, TKO on Charles, arm bar on Ethan, KO resulting in death on Erik, and K-Rock tapping from vicious ground and pound. Let's get this east coast west coast feud up and running!
ReplyDelete"rear naked choke". Wow.
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