Monday, May 4, 2009

PURULENT JACUZZI - STENCH OF THE DROWNED CARRION (2008)


For my taste, Purulent Jacuzzi is a bit too "br00tal", the vocals a bit too "bree bree". But this album has three main factors going for it, all of which make it a standout:

A) Purulent Jacuzzi are from Russia, and all of their song titles/lyrics are very ESL.
B) Purulent Jacuzzi's songs are really fast and really short.
C) Purulent Jacuzzi are called "Purulent Jacuzzi".

'Nuff said.

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6 comments:

  1. ErikMay 5, 2009 at 11:50 AM

    I had no idea you could get away with referencing classy rich person things in metal. This opens up new worlds.

    I'm gonna start a band called Vomitous Daquiri. Or
    Mutilated Ferrari. Or wait, threre's a band called Lamb of God right? Check this out: "Lamborghini of God."

    You're welcome.

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  2. Shelby CobrasMay 5, 2009 at 12:45 PM

    MORBID YACHT

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  3. ErikMay 5, 2009 at 12:49 PM

    Pestilent Trust Fund

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  4. Shelby CobrasMay 5, 2009 at 12:51 PM

    In related news:

    There's also a shitty keyboard/deathcore band called Eccentric Toilet. Not QUITE as good as Purulent Jacuzzi, but worth mentioning...

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  5. Jim ColvillNovember 11, 2009 at 5:06 AM

    dark rolex?

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  6. RegurgitatorAugust 25, 2010 at 2:40 PM

    Purulent Jaccuzi impressively brutal the drums sounds like Last Days Of Humanity of course a little bit no more!!!

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