Guess what Illogical Contraption readers, it's spring time, and you know what that means: SPORTS, motherfuckers! That's right. Turn off the obscure metal, change that Carcass t-shirt, and crawl up out of your mom's basement. We're gonna grill some meat, pound some frosty suds, and play ALL THE AWESOME SPORTS WE CAN. It'll be the most epic thing ever.
Now, to get you in the competitive spirit, here are some choice photos from last year's Illogical Contraption Sports Extravaganza. Enjoy!
ARE YOU IN???
Hell yeah I'm in! My event consists of snorting oxycontin, having a couple brews, and playing Fallout 3. It's the best I can do since I'm allergic to sunshine, exercise, and people.
ReplyDeleteI do love goint to a ballgame
ReplyDeleteOh great, a "sports" post on Illogical Contraption. What's next, a celebrity gossip column? Damn.
ReplyDeleteHell has just thawed back out.
hi.
ReplyDelete1) i didn't even make the high school basketball team.
2) I live with female(s).
You want real talk, bro? Ive got real talk.
You're just jealous that i throw a tighter spiral than you.
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