The rules are simple: 8 of the greatest guitar shredders of all time face off in Round 1. Through your voting, 4 are eliminated, while 4 carry on to Round 2. Likewise, Round 2 will narrow it down to 2 shredders, who will face off for the title of Illogical Contraption's Greatest Shredder of All Time Award. Cast your votes in the 'Comments' section, and please vote for ONE shredder in EACH section. Let's keep it fair.
SECTION 1: THE GREAT KAT VS. SLASH
Video A: The Great Kat
Video B: Slash
SECTION 2: BRENDON SMALL VS. BUCKETHEAD
Video A: Brendon Small (as Skwisgaar Skwigelf and Toki Wartooth)
Video B: Buckethead
SECTION 3: MICHAEL ANGELO BATIO VS. THE GUYS FROM DRAGONFORCE
Video A: Michael Angelo Batio
Video B: The Guys From DragonForce
SECTION 4: YNGWIE J. MALMSTEEN VS. THE NINTENDO KID
Video A: Yngwie Fucking Malmsteen
Video B: The Nintendo Kid
You gotta be kidding. Kat by a menstrual-blood-soaked long shot. Buckethead by his nunchuku skills alone. The formerly-black-metal goobers from DragonForce, although that one was admittedly close. Yngwie Fucking Malmsteen, who is utterly incapable of riffing, beats TNK (even though that guy has more skill) cuz he ain't technically "shredding".
ReplyDelete1. Kat
ReplyDelete2. Buckethead
3. Batio
4. Yngwie
1. Kat
ReplyDelete2. Buckethead
3. Michael Angelo
4. nintendo kid (not even in a post-ironic/ objective mode can i stand the other zborg.)
Oh and THANK YOU for your posts! Seriously, congrats and please keep it up! I promise not to be a douche anymore and comment more often,
sincerely,
V.
For some odd reason, on your blog and only on your blog, I get no sound when I try to watch the movies you post. anywhere else is fine. Weird. But from memory:
ReplyDeleteKat/Buckethead/Batio?/Yngwie
1.Kat(a shredder and a woman!),2.Buckethead(come on,he's wearing a KFC bucket on his head and a mask.he's a real life cartoon hero),3.Batio(you can't argue with a guy who played quadruple-necked quitars!),4.nintendo kid (because i honestly,deeply hate Yngwie Malmsteen).
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