tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post8211422833206210629..comments2024-03-28T15:20:35.787-07:00Comments on Illogical Contraption: Guilty Pleasures Week- JGDShelby Cobrashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04077451792653323915noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-37196116829658136122011-05-01T16:03:46.282-07:002011-05-01T16:03:46.282-07:00And then poststructuralism is like, you ARE that b...And then poststructuralism is like, you ARE that baby's father.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03905691982419016140noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-53496944498746692702011-04-28T09:50:43.283-07:002011-04-28T09:50:43.283-07:00The best Maury Povich line ever was when the one d...The best Maury Povich line ever was when the one dude was all, "What year is it, Maury?" and then Maury was like, "2010", and then the dude was all, "I AM TWO THOUSAND AND TEN PERCENT SURE I AIN'T THAT BABY'S DADDY!"Shelby Cobrashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04077451792653323915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-82903546514586266142011-04-28T07:35:02.628-07:002011-04-28T07:35:02.628-07:00Seriously though, Shelby, the similarities are ast...Seriously though, Shelby, the similarities are astounding. Let's order a DNA test via Maury Povich.JGDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10375317854850186204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-54597487457579873102011-04-27T22:04:44.266-07:002011-04-27T22:04:44.266-07:00i have sort of the opposite problem as you guys in...i have sort of the opposite problem as you guys in that my girlfriend listens to almost nothing but uber-kult black metal and drony drony cut-yer-wrist dooooooom. so our compromise music will usually be stuff like method man or roky erickson, still pretty brutal in their own ways but i can actually, you know, sing along. recently my mind was blown by the fact that i could not find one thin lizzy song on her itunes, sure there's about 80 gigs of nazi metal (she's a jew who likes NSBM, BTW and a WTF?) but no fuckin "whiskey in the jar"? truly a shame, but i love her anyway.<br />also my guilty pleasure music would truly put ALL of you to shame, or lack of, as the case may be.gooniestormhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11673917216934305217noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-41479957310017643162011-04-27T16:38:43.463-07:002011-04-27T16:38:43.463-07:00Prime directive: Avoid Burners.Prime directive: Avoid Burners.Shelby Cobrashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04077451792653323915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-5240979422203626552011-04-27T16:03:04.203-07:002011-04-27T16:03:04.203-07:00Seeing as I only read these hipster metal blogs in...Seeing as I only read these hipster metal blogs in order to pretend like I actually spend time listening to wizard slam brutals (or whatever you call it) and not the Glee & Mama Mia soundtracks or whatever else my daughter the tyrant has decided we are going to be tortured with. My only 'contribution' is to occasionally dust off a pointless anecdote about a show I dimly remember from the mid-90's.<br><br />But since Mr. Cobras has opened public flagellation week up to the lumpen, I will admit that I own a two CD compilation set entitled 'I Love Dubstep', which consists of this electronic music made by people with names like Caspa and Benga. It sounds just like you've just done a bunch of whip-its. It's the only music which my wife forbids in the car. I actually spent about 30 seconds contemplating actually going to a dubstep concert or show or rave or ritual, only to be reminded (by my wife) that it would be filled with <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkFos6Jmipg#t=00m45s" rel="nofollow"> burners</a>cdghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11623228958960485035noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-77873988795483520532011-04-27T14:17:20.736-07:002011-04-27T14:17:20.736-07:00WOW. I could have SWORN it was Shelby writing. Ser...WOW. I could have SWORN it was Shelby writing. Seriously. Down to Joe Esposito Jr, as that is a favorite "pump your nads" song that we pump our fists too.Manslaughterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00715489262715178788noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-9027309163036746832011-04-27T11:51:45.907-07:002011-04-27T11:51:45.907-07:00It was four. Four chickens just came back from the...It was four. Four chickens just came back from the shore.JGDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10375317854850186204noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-72442205240799257132011-04-27T10:52:02.937-07:002011-04-27T10:52:02.937-07:00Sesame Street just completely redeemed that song f...Sesame Street just completely redeemed that song for me. I'd rather hear how many chickens came back from the shore than some some weak love song.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-42712801495963864852011-04-27T10:20:19.196-07:002011-04-27T10:20:19.196-07:00More proof that we were separated at birth. Not on...More proof that we were separated at birth. Not only that, but I think our girlfriends were separated at birth too.<br /><br />Exhibit A: Our "compromise mixes" are remarkably similar, as Jay and I tend to include those same Joe Esposito and Billy Squier jams on our own long-drive compilations. Jay is especially fond of Billy Squier, not sure why.<br /><br />Exhibit B: The GF loves Feist, "1, 2, 3, 4". Not <em>me</em> so much, but we both had boners when she appeared on <em>The Colbert Report</em> (her a homo-boner for Feist and I a homo-boner for Colbert).<br /><br />Exhibit C:<br /><br /><a href="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1170/5132320167_1cd10b33e1_o.jpg" rel="nofollow">C.a</a><br /><br /><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vY8I5HvOvk8/SUDE9iRiP-I/AAAAAAAAAXo/w8AUDStJylY/s1600-h/CIMG0561.JPG" rel="nofollow">C.b</a><br /><br />(picture was taken before we had a cat, or else she would have probably been in the picture too)Shelby Cobrashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04077451792653323915noreply@blogger.com