OK, maybe not. I'm way too busy for such shenanigans, what with all my sweet guest appearances on heavy-metal-and-conspiracy-them...

Being the little brother of an established rock star is a mixed blessing. Sure you can get more hype for your crap band but you will forever...

As a direct result of Nothing Left Inside's post Saturday about shitty album art , I present you today with yet another rabbit ho...

You may have seen those worst album cover lists going round on all the other, slightly less cool websites? Well I have been collecting my o...

ATTENTION HESSIAN MINIONS: ILLOGICAL CONTRAPTION NEEDS YOUR HELP! First off, you can "help out" ol' Uncle Cobras by tuning in ...

Holy shit! I'm still recovering from this show, I think. Thurs day night's gig at the Lil Red Lion in Eureka, CA ( Cobras ' favo...

Goddamn it, Seth. Why do you put me through this shit? I've been nothing but a friend to you, and how do you repay me? I'll tell you...