tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post8786418210084112574..comments2024-03-29T00:46:41.875-07:00Comments on Illogical Contraption: HOW TO NAME YOUR DEATH METAL BAND, PART 4Shelby Cobrashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04077451792653323915noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-68296560405128260652010-08-07T05:10:47.241-07:002010-08-07T05:10:47.241-07:00hahahahaha! funny thing: SPLATTERED MERMAIDS has m...hahahahaha! funny thing: SPLATTERED MERMAIDS has members from VISCERAL BLEEDING and DERANGED (the long-haired vikings). <br />what about MINCING FURY AND THE GUTTURAL CLAMOUR OF QUEER DECAY?<br /><br />also, we have bands that try out non-English languages: there is an Iranian (!!!) one man black metal band SORG INNKALLELSE. it's supposed to mean "Call of Sorrow" in Swedish or Norwegian, but "inkallelse" (misspelled too of course) means draft (to the army or similar). SORROW DRAFT. <br />this world is really necrophilia and tormentor... where demons make a toyAndreas Derangednoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-87282540038381675332009-11-10T01:01:55.102-08:002009-11-10T01:01:55.102-08:00hahaha best fuckin segment brohahaha best fuckin segment broJim Colvillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06290307595473327081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-67316153410602191642009-11-09T14:15:47.619-08:002009-11-09T14:15:47.619-08:00"Hydrant" is THE BEST stage name of all ..."Hydrant" is THE BEST stage name of all time. The Norwegians have nothing on this guy.Stevenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11342128832508476425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-39293971338910044692009-11-09T08:20:04.247-08:002009-11-09T08:20:04.247-08:00ahaha wonderful post, best in the seriesahaha wonderful post, best in the seriesAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-41802486079376558032009-11-08T17:29:30.760-08:002009-11-08T17:29:30.760-08:00That genre description for Fecalized Rectal Sperm ...That genre description for Fecalized Rectal Sperm Spewage is absolute gold.Jake Strangiatohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02895236819789871510noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-18241918632175719032009-11-08T08:57:50.582-08:002009-11-08T08:57:50.582-08:00Haha, totally. The townspeople shaking their fists...Haha, totally. The townspeople shaking their fists at his hurried retreat: "Damn you, Warlock!!!"Shelby Cobrashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04077451792653323915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-35336346342304958672009-11-08T05:51:39.941-08:002009-11-08T05:51:39.941-08:00I can totally picture the Blameworthy Warlock, rur...I can totally picture the Blameworthy Warlock, rural polish fields ablaze by uncontrolled magic, the villagers chasing him out with pitchforks and torchesHelmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00584102280299430293noreply@blogger.com