tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post711845190162091197..comments2024-03-29T00:46:41.875-07:00Comments on Illogical Contraption: SUMMER NON-MIXTAPE 2011: The Best of The WorstShelby Cobrashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04077451792653323915noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-9481958543892806752011-07-23T11:29:50.448-07:002011-07-23T11:29:50.448-07:00Man, "I won't dance" is a bona fide,...Man, "I won't dance" is a bona fide, irony-free, Frost CLASSIC.robitussonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17851654215137417163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-33143779072615204052011-06-25T21:37:27.567-07:002011-06-25T21:37:27.567-07:00You know what's conspicuously absent from this...You know what's conspicuously absent from this comp? Anything off of Sadus' "Out for Blood". It might not be the worst comeback in history, but it's the worst I've ever heard. An entire album made for the WWE.Alex_Phttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16640547412949387859noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-8960789363886295232011-06-24T02:22:58.089-07:002011-06-24T02:22:58.089-07:00Some people wouldn't know good music if it vic...Some people wouldn't know good music if it viciously penetrated them without lubrication, man. Squares, man. Anyway, yeah, I listed through Carcass Cuntry fith Jeff Walker Und Die Fluffers, man, I can't believe Walker was actually serious about that record.Reginaldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06998216035968763514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-16023953876703152782011-06-24T02:19:31.561-07:002011-06-24T02:19:31.561-07:00You say Justin Bieber, I say Metallica.You say Justin Bieber, I say Metallica.Nekromantishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03439391978636334926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-74627851786115308282011-06-23T20:25:15.675-07:002011-06-23T20:25:15.675-07:00The worst part of that Metallica video: "32,5...The worst part of that Metallica video: "32,512 likes, 830 dislikes"Shelby Cobrashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04077451792653323915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-27590293729635605362011-06-23T16:08:09.209-07:002011-06-23T16:08:09.209-07:00so i'll admit that while i was intrigued by th...so i'll admit that while i was intrigued by this post, as i tend to enjoy bad music, i didn't want to run the risk of any of this crap popping up when i put my itunes on shuffle so i searched youtube for some samples. this is a very dark road you have sent me down, cobras... WHAT IS THIS? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOibtqWo6z4.... WHAT JUST HAPPENED? <br />and the jeff walker "cuntry" album mentioned in an earlier comment...(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McWJNXZfp1s&feature=related)... wow. just wow. how the fuck did that monstrosity get made? who thought that was a good idea?gooniestormhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11673917216934305217noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-36443415943713499562011-06-23T05:10:02.890-07:002011-06-23T05:10:02.890-07:00There's "Disturbing the Priest" in t...There's "Disturbing the Priest" in there, man.Helmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00584102280299430293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-55180441593185756282011-06-23T01:40:18.435-07:002011-06-23T01:40:18.435-07:00yeah i started thinking about it...probably not th...yeah i started thinking about it...probably not the most craptastic album out there but I was thinking about that song "trashed" and how funny it is to me. Not a bad song, just kind of quirky. No offense to Born Again fans out there. Please don't kick my ass in a bar if you ever see me.Geoffreyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01941047057958206786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-4689987424323516322011-06-23T01:22:35.447-07:002011-06-23T01:22:35.447-07:00Geoffrey, are you on crack? It might not be the be...Geoffrey, are you on crack? It might not be the best Black Sabbath album but sure few songs are genuinely good!Nekromantishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03439391978636334926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-63336766393844718822011-06-22T23:11:44.704-07:002011-06-22T23:11:44.704-07:00Ahem:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkJEvpwDBXYAhem:<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkJEvpwDBXYCoryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01839747068072154244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-21734876102317255062011-06-22T21:18:45.849-07:002011-06-22T21:18:45.849-07:00Anything off Black Sabbath Born Again!!!! So bad i...Anything off Black Sabbath Born Again!!!! So bad it rules.Geoffreyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01941047057958206786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-48862135645391168982011-06-22T18:40:31.296-07:002011-06-22T18:40:31.296-07:00Re: "Turbo Lover". Many years ago, back ...Re: "Turbo Lover". Many years ago, back when that album came out, I was out cruising around with some people and we stopped at this dude's house to pick him up. After he didn't respond to the car horn, this girl and I got out and went to his door. We could hear this song blasting so, after he didn't answer, we went around to the side of his house to knock on his window. We look through the window and I swear to God this guy was on his bed, totally naked, jerking off furiously to this song. To this day he's known as "Turbo Tommy".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-64182348466904717412011-06-22T15:24:49.112-07:002011-06-22T15:24:49.112-07:00@The Thing That Should Not Be: I agree with your ...@The Thing That Should Not Be: I agree with your assessment of the Big 4, with a single exception, I would stop at Anthrax's <i>Fistful of Metal</i>.<br />Shelby could add Coroner's Purple Haze cover. Yech.ReallyGood@Woundingnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-73973307918688800902011-06-22T15:18:48.968-07:002011-06-22T15:18:48.968-07:00Ohhh maaaan, Mordents, I ran into Jeff at a Mighty...Ohhh maaaan, Mordents, I ran into Jeff at a Mighty Boosh show just after the 'Karkass Kuntry' album came out, he was fairly embittered about how it came out - it wasn't supposed to be a 'joke' album, but no-one involved would take it seriously. Jeff was NOT a happy bunny.The Thing That Should Not Behttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07222586604167248445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-44753605832586299072011-06-22T11:53:09.496-07:002011-06-22T11:53:09.496-07:00Great Best of the Worst, BTW. This is the cure for...Great Best of the Worst, BTW. This is the cure for the Blues.Mordentsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-67386418887101086692011-06-22T11:50:11.253-07:002011-06-22T11:50:11.253-07:00I would venture to add Jeff Walker's, Welcome ...I would venture to add Jeff Walker's, Welcome to Carcass Cuntry to this list. This would be his remake album of country songs. Holy crap it's worth of barrel of laughs. I recommend his take on Johnny Cash Sunday Mornin' Comin' Down. TRULY UNBELIEVABLE.Mordentsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-22137040722080645652011-06-22T10:42:07.992-07:002011-06-22T10:42:07.992-07:00Motorhead - Stand by your man
Sacred Reich - 31 f...Motorhead - Stand by your man<br /><br />Sacred Reich - 31 flavors<br /><br />Man there has to be and Iron Maiden song to add to this mix...Send your daughter to the slaughter?Mister Boozehttp://misterbooze.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-24265224738088541932011-06-22T06:02:31.703-07:002011-06-22T06:02:31.703-07:00Is anyone actually downloading this? Seriously?
E...Is anyone actually downloading this? Seriously?<br /><br />Everything after 'South of Heaven' is indefensible. Same goes for '...And Justice For All' and 'So Far So Good So What' and 'Among The Living'. So much for the 'Big 4'. <br /><br />Oh, and you could have just put the entire 'Judgement Night ' OST on here, maybe minus the FNM/Boo_Yaa tribe track.The Thing That Should Not Behttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07222586604167248445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-82507975855885489702011-06-22T05:26:23.699-07:002011-06-22T05:26:23.699-07:00Holy hell, there's no way I'd voluntarily ...Holy hell, there's no way I'd voluntarily listen to this. So much condensed wrong.Helmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00584102280299430293noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-24608921523224882752011-06-22T05:24:32.963-07:002011-06-22T05:24:32.963-07:00This is !00% on topic but, it's got to count f...This is !00% on topic but, it's got to count for bed shitting <br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxO6h-EhLHE&feature=relatedMelaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07231293319830149759noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-21487268016394749502011-06-22T04:37:01.027-07:002011-06-22T04:37:01.027-07:00God, "For Whom the Bell Tolls" is a fuck...God, "For Whom the Bell Tolls" is a fucking low point for DJ Spooky too.<br /><br />Has there ever been an electronica/metal crossover that really worked? Sometimes I half imagine that dub/dubstep + doom could work (think of some of the slower Painkiller tracks).Maxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07615194097431562045noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-62150749331430709162011-06-22T04:23:59.141-07:002011-06-22T04:23:59.141-07:00Thinking positive, I see.
It could be worth menti...Thinking positive, I see.<br /><br />It could be worth mentioning some of the newer stuff from the Dutch Martyr. While I don't think that their earlier works were brilliant per se, some do, and in any case they certainly haven't improved.Zerohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12844491189333592401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-72631134230334948022011-06-21T23:31:58.362-07:002011-06-21T23:31:58.362-07:00When I was younger and going through glam/hardrock...When I was younger and going through glam/hardrock phase I digged Slayer's Born To Be Wild. Now I'm afraid to even give it a listen.Nekromantishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03439391978636334926noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-64462594281628403962011-06-21T21:54:32.346-07:002011-06-21T21:54:32.346-07:00It's a dead heat in my mind, man. I would'...It's a dead heat in my mind, man. I would've defended Slayer to the death 5 or 6 years ago, but man, the more I put their career under the microscope, the more glaring travesties I find. They've been utter shit for just as long as Metallica have. Think about it.Shelby Cobrashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04077451792653323915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-13793535178382357692011-06-21T21:50:52.618-07:002011-06-21T21:50:52.618-07:00>>Slayer might have dipped even lower, and m...>>Slayer might have dipped even lower, and more often....?<<<br /><br />Come on. Really?!? Everything from "And Justice For All..." *on*.<br /><br />Furthermore, live Slayer NOW vs. live Craptallica NOW? NO CONTEST.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com