tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post6087532119433183392..comments2024-03-28T03:41:35.776-07:00Comments on Illogical Contraption: ONE FUCKING THOUSANDShelby Cobrashttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04077451792653323915noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-52927745158709379332010-03-16T16:32:14.080-07:002010-03-16T16:32:14.080-07:00Great work, Cobras! You truly have a great spot go...Great work, Cobras! You truly have a great spot going.RyGarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18428088110856319459noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-66895980297227424972010-03-16T09:55:45.844-07:002010-03-16T09:55:45.844-07:00You think that the one-eight-seven posts a day ave...You think that the one-eight-seven posts a day average is on <em>accident</em>? Everything happens for a reason around here.<br /><br />Now if you'll excuse me, I need to get out of the house and walk down to the park... There's a new wi-fi hotspot I need to check out down there.Shelby Cobrashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04077451792653323915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-55827272529290608272010-03-15T23:16:44.886-07:002010-03-15T23:16:44.886-07:00yeah hey Cobras, given that your averaging a near ...yeah hey Cobras, given that your averaging a near 2 posts per day when do you sleep, shower and shave anyhow? I just wanted to let you know that IC is on my homepage before BBC and Al Jazeera.net... A morning cup of tea with metal, tripped out biological events, and manginas swiftly kick NPR in the crotch every time.Camellia sinensishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00495147977213676223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-22949483491283285012010-03-15T19:54:34.837-07:002010-03-15T19:54:34.837-07:00LET'S DO SOME MATH. Out of 1000 posts, 120 ar...LET'S DO SOME MATH. Out of 1000 posts, 120 are from contributing authors That means Shelby has written 880 posts singlehandedly. The first post was on December 1, 2008--470 days ago. If we divide 880 by 470 we get 1.87. That's right: Shelby updates at an average rate of nearly two posts a day. A FUCKING AVERAGE. As of this moment, the "minds blown" count stands at 171,200. 171,200 divided by 1000 equals an average 171.2 views per post. 171.2 times 1.87 equals 320.1. Minus repeat views, that's how many people you've touched daily, Shelby. You should be...proud. <br /><br />Now get out of the house and walk down to the park or something. I mean, fuck.Erikhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14496390106295047006noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-70459085933102879452010-03-15T17:01:04.740-07:002010-03-15T17:01:04.740-07:00Awesome! Keep 'em comin!Awesome! Keep 'em comin!Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11223194556660699179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-7225988156357752122010-03-15T16:00:47.036-07:002010-03-15T16:00:47.036-07:00Great Job. (High five.)Great Job. (High five.)The Goodkindhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17294509858220476081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-53909453289061144912010-03-15T15:09:56.027-07:002010-03-15T15:09:56.027-07:00IllCon is my morning paper. Salute!IllCon is my morning paper. Salute!Stevenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11342128832508476425noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-21462708997656513042010-03-15T12:52:25.082-07:002010-03-15T12:52:25.082-07:00Gahhh! I keep seeing Asstits everywhere I go today...Gahhh! I keep seeing Asstits everywhere I go today. <br /><br />Cheers, Shelby.abdul alhazredhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05982568364875527633noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-59838069428148117422010-03-15T12:23:35.184-07:002010-03-15T12:23:35.184-07:00How to name your death metal TOTALLY ruled. It ins...How to name your death metal TOTALLY ruled. It inspired me to be a better man.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-75996353920231092912010-03-15T12:17:40.565-07:002010-03-15T12:17:40.565-07:00I think the highlight is the the white fantasy-bea...I think the highlight is the the white fantasy-beaver guy in psycho le cemu...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-11732790366645260002010-03-15T12:15:44.488-07:002010-03-15T12:15:44.488-07:00WE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU (hysterical...WE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU (hysterical groupie scream - you know you want it) We Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove illogical contarptiooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnn. <br />KEEP ON BLOGGING IN THE FREE WORLDAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-88424561307324345062010-03-15T12:09:36.352-07:002010-03-15T12:09:36.352-07:00Haha thanks! I'll see what I can come up with....Haha thanks! I'll see what I can come up with...Shelby Cobrashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04077451792653323915noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6645554669355760340.post-19126331077625400462010-03-15T11:31:56.837-07:002010-03-15T11:31:56.837-07:00Thanks for the education Cobras. Here's to a t...Thanks for the education Cobras. Here's to a thousand more!<br /><br />Be a sport and throw a conundrum our way for old times sake.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com