Sunday, April 30, 2017

DEATH METAL DADS: EPISODE 18 - AMONGST THE DAD-ACOMBS OF NEPHREN-PAA (with EZRA LUX)


The Dads sit down with a young person (Mr. Ezra Lux) for a spirited discussion on shit films, shit music, shit culture, and shit people. It’s super shitty. And yet there’s so much more!

Also discussed herein: Jerking Off In The Cops’ Waffles, The Shortest Elk, What Color Are A Deer’s Antlers?, Willing To Kill For A Tank of Slurpee, Bowing Down To The Tin Lords, 14 Cobb Salads and 88 Pastrami Reubens, Questionable Banter About Sand People, Store-Brand Metamucil Chat, I Hate Necks, The Phantom Menace: Greatest Film of All Time, Beasts of The Southern Wild V: Beasts of The Southern Wild In Space, Working Out At The James, Giving Out Hand Williams, and Hanging Out With Richard Bags, Oakland Mussolini, Folk Music Fathers, Stipulations of Shelby’s Parole, Karl Sanders: Chicken Entrepeneur, 4 Minutes of Frank Mullen Breathing, “Rock You Like A Hurricane (Get Over Here!)” by Scorpion, Dead Horse Meets Stick, Patricide Tips, Reviewing Metal Albums via Cheese Puns, The Greasy, Mayonnaise-Covered Hands of America’s Youth, Eyebrows Podcasts, Cat-Fucking, Sandwich Economics, Visit Scenic Utah!, The DMD Bump, and of course, Fatherly Advice. It’s an all-time slammer-jammer!

Music:

Nile, “Barra Edinazzu"

Creedence Clearwater Revival, "Someday never Comes"


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Sunday, April 23, 2017

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 81 - CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN FROGS NATIONALIST




Charles and I dive deep the French elections and the possible end of the EU, and then discuss the nuclear-induced tsunami that could destroy the entire American west coast. Yay! Come get dark.


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Sunday, April 9, 2017

NIGHTS AFTER DARK: EPISODE 80 - BELIEVE IT OR YACHT




It’s a solo show! It’s also a musical extravaganza! I teach you about Trump’s owl-obsessed money man, numerology gospel, dick-slashing Megalians, space burials, CAA Illuminati lawns, and get deep into country funk.


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Sunday, April 2, 2017

DEATH METAL DADS: EPISODE 17 - 'ROID SECTOR


Aesop and Shelby return from a month off, re-invigorated and better than ever, with this sweeping ode to the mighty time-traveling, synthesizer-tickling entity known as NOCTURNUS. It's a dark and treacherous voyage, fraught with thrills, chills... and KILLS!
Discussed herein: Those Knuckleheads In Congress, Matthew Barney Greenway The Big Purple Dinosaur, "-ER Bands", Hot Dutch Teens, Night Ribs (A BBQ Sauce Mystery), A Message To Our Fans, Weird Dumplings, Calzone Killzone, A Travel Pussy Purchased In A German Gas Station, Brooms 'N Rashes, Dutch Kiddie Porn, Bucharest's Onion District, Mom Chat, IRL Emails & Pedal Punishment, Family Shitting Time, Half Our Age But Twice As Good, The Reverse Dekker vs. The Double Deuce, Extremity News, A Lederhosen-Clad Toddler, The Inspection Shelf, Sub-Genres, Hoagie-Genres, Grinder-Genres, Nazi Dads Bonding Over Pepe Memes, Death To False Pizza, Flagrant Use of Keyboards, ENTER THE DROIDS!, Slamming The Old Lady's Ham, More Questions About Sweatpants, K-Swiss: The Best Fucking Shoe, Yonkers Death vs. The World, Real Neat Songs, Requiem For The Naked Chicken Chalupa, Censoring Justin Ennis, Sandal Chat, Kevin Smith's Canklejorts, Unfrozen Caveman Hesher, A Wooden Bowl With Every Kind of Animal In It, as well as everyone's favorite segments: Dad Sex, Fatherly Advice, Listener Emails, and the good ol' DMD Bump!

Music:

Nocturnus, "Droid Sector"

Parliament, "Oh Lord, Why Lord/Prayer"

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THE DEATH METAL DADS WILL BE PERFORMING LIVE WITH TALKIES AT THE LOST CHURCH IN SAN FRANCISCO THIS FRIDAY, APRIL 7 AT 10PM!